vietnamese

Hôm nay con sẽ nói tại sao con thích chọc ý viên. con thích chọc ý viên tại xì mổi khi con chơi game, ý viên chọc con, thi con phải choc ý viên lại . Con cũng thích chọc êm tại vì ý viên sẽ khóc.

I Just Got Sick!

So yesterday, I got sick for no apparent reason. It just happened, one day, I woke up to a bunch of headaches, it was like my brain exploding when I least expected. I vomited 3 times yesterday, which was very painful. I went to sleep at 8 pm yesterday and woke up and 4 am today. My mom came to comfort me at that time which was very nice of her. My mom insisted me on eating kimchi soup as it was good for my body when I am sick. I am right now downstairs, writing this blog. I actually started writing upstairs in bed. I am still a bit dizzy but I will try to keep on resuming life normally. Tomorrow, I think I will be mostly recovered. I hope you enjoyed this blog, and I am about to vomit, wait… wait, *vomits*.

New Projector

Hôm nay bố nối con sẽ mua projector cho con. Projector của bác hậu bị hư và con dùng nó không được, bác hậu củng nối là kí máy củ rồi. Chen nên con sẽ mua mot kí máy mơi, nhưng mà bố nối là nó phãi rể thì bố sẽ mua.

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Because my dad said I have to get a projector at a cheap price, a decent projector at $100 and lower would mean the projector itself would be pretty crappy. So this time, I am going on ebay and hunting for USED – Like new Epson Projectors, I heard they got decent projectors that aren’t blurry like my first one. Anyway, I am still searching but I will find a projector and I will let you know when I find one.

Hôm nay con mỏi viét tiéng viẹt!

Hôm nay con mới viết tiếng việt! Bố chỉ con viết tiéng viẹt, con phải vô mọt cái website và cọ tiếng việt và bóng nút. Bố nói con chỉ có viết bốn chữ. Con thấy thucquyen làm Google Translate, cho nên con phải đánh thucquyẹn

Say goodbye THUCQUYEN. YOU WERE CAUGHT! MUAHAHAHAHA

Blogs, blogs, BLOGS!

I just had to write another blog by my dad. I always have to write so many blogs and it is just so annoying, I don’t even have any topics to write about! In 2019, I had to write a blog every 2 days or even every day. But I guess I have to do it because I have not written in a long time. Everyone who is on the community list will turn into an author someday. Sometimes I write too many blogs that I run out of topics to write about. I am also supposed to write 200 words as a standard which can be more stressful. All my cousins agree that they do not like writing blogs, so what if we could find a way to stop writing blogs altogether? Well, that will be a whole different story. However, if I liked writing blogs and I wanted everyone to write blogs, I could edit the code in the website so that it would redirect them to make a new blog page. Forcing them to write a blog and once they finished, it will bring them back to the normal website. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed today’s “weird” blog guys! Bye guys.

 

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New presents!

Today, I got new presents! You may be wondering why because Christmas is over, but the package took time to get to Florida. The first present I got was a mini warning light. It is a battery-powered light siren but does not make a sound. It flashes a blue light and can be turned on via a physical switch mounted on the siren. It is also made in china. The next present I got is the crime scene police tape??? I really don’t know why I got this but it is kinda long. I also have an idea to use the tape to tape Nam all over and use the siren in his face (LOL). Anyway, today was a very fun day. My sister (Y Vien) got a present which was 4 bath bombs. It had shapes like a heart and a ball. She has not used it but I saw videos that when you put it in your bath tub with water, it “Explodes” with colors and also makes you smell good. I hope you enjoyed this blog, BYE!