Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ Sᴏʟᴠᴇ 1+1

Some people joke around and say 1+1= 11! Some just think that for real! But here I am, to prove you wrong, as usual.

So, the reason people MAY think 1+1= 11 is, because they take the first 1, and the second one, then they put them together! Which equals 11! People may think otherwise, but since that is most likely to be the most known, we’ll take about that one. Now of course, make sure you remember the whole point of addition, or how addition is solved, because if you DO mistake it, you’ll most 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦 get the question, or equation wrong.

Now don’t get me wrong, its ALWAYS okay to tell a funny joke, (if you don’t know how to tell a joke, read my latest story before this one, it’s called “How To Tell a Joke”) but anyways, if you tell jokes to much, people might think you are the boy 𝑖𝑛 “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”. Unless you are a girl, it’ll be “The Girl Who Cried Wolf”.

Finally, lemme tell you how you are wrong, (if you think 1+1=11). Addition is supposed to be like you ADD the numbers. You’re not supposed to PUT them together. But if you 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 putting the numbers together on PURPOSE, then you might end up with 11, if you are doing 1+1 that it. But what I mean by 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 them, I mean 1 and 1 more is.. 2! Because 1, 2! So 1+1=2, that is a fact.

Now of course this applies WITH EVERYTHING in addition, unless you doing some thing else. But thats how to solve 1+1.

Hᴏᴡ Tᴏ Tᴇʟʟ ᴀ Jᴏᴋᴇ

Think of it like this, you have a friend group, but your the latest one who joined! You 𝑚𝑎𝑦 feel left out! And the ones who were in it already might ignore you sometimes! You try to tell funny jokes, but it just never works! Well, thats me, and I have a solution for you! Oh, and if you are like NOT a new member to the group, you should be close to them, so try to make jokes! And, if you just have like a best friend or two, or your just telling someone, you still wanna entertain them of course.

So, tip #1,  NEVER , EVER say its funny, or anything to make it sound like your trying to make it sound funny. The reason is because you don’t wanna make them think they are wrong! Because they will tell themselves ” 𝑊𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇” so you’ll just make it harder to get them to agree that its a joke! And remember, think before speaking! It’ll be weird to say a joke, but then realize it doesn’t even make sense! So think people, before you speak that is.

Another thing to keep in mind is, don’t laugh during your 𝑜𝑤𝑛 joke, it will make the person you are telling the joke to feel weird! And they won’t laugh to the maybe or maybe not funny joke. Also, if you want, try to like–𝑛𝑜𝑡 steal people’s jokes! The reason for that is because the person might know that joke! And it would be SUPER weird if they did. IF you didn’t tell they that first.

Also, never yell at they to get their attention, they will just get uncomfortable! And because of that, they might just ignore the joke, not laugh at it, ignore YOU, or even walk away! You 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 not like it, but you have to play cool, or others might just do the same thing! So, don’t make people think you are NOT cool.

And, remember to use interesting words! Such as “Wait for it…” “You ready to hear a grand master piece?” there are lots, and those are just SOME. And make sure the punchline is just amazing! You don’t wanna leave them hanging, they might ruin the next time you tell someone a joke!

Well, hopefully those tips were useful! AND REMEMBER, FEEL FREE TO CHECK THIS IF YOU NEED IT!

first day of 3rd grade …………

So I missed the first 2 days of school because I didn’t know I was going to school so early, and I just went to New York. BUT KHOI, was a boring boy and just went to school. SO on the first day of school, I was soooo scared, I was like: Omg everyone’s gonna be like: Oh shes the girl who skipped 2 days of school! Anywaysssss, I saw Carter and Julian, (my bffzz). I saw other people, too! But more unknown people than known people… =(). But my friends helped me, BUT THE TEACHERS ARE SOOOO STRICT! Sadly tho. But The playground wasn’t even open! So we had to play on the grass only. The grass wasn’t even real too! And the mulch was glued to the ground! I don’t like this school that much, and I prefer my old school. I’m NOT lying. Really. Anyways, that all so cya guys bye!!

why I should get a puppy (its simple)

Why I should get a puppy:

  1. Puppy’s will get me off my cpu
  2. Puppy’s will come upstairs with me when I have to go shower upstairs….
  3. Puppy’s will play with me
  4. Puppy’s will protect me from him (kh01)
  5. Puppy’s will make TQ and TL go crazy (which is a BAD reason)
  6. Puppy’s will cheer me up
  7. Puppy’s will be happy with me
  8. Puppy’s will make ME happy
  9. Puppy’s will be happy with a family

10. Puppy’s will chase me

Well I should get a puppy right? 😍😌😭🥺🐶-💩  YEAHHH I SHOULDDDDD GETTTTTT A PUPPYYYY

 

 

 

 

 

 

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO GET A PUPPY

Plweaseeeeeeee well sure there r lots of reasons why I shouldn’t get a puppy but-

forget that please but please pleaseeeeee

me want puppy.

11. Puppy will do tricks that will be soooo cool!! I think– wait, NO, I KNOW I should get a puppy

12. Puppy is cute and ik u cant resist either 😏😏😏😏😏😕😕😕🥴🥴🥴👽👽👽

Its Simple For Me… 2 Much Drama

CHAPTER 1: Walking in the school’s huge garden, was the exact definition of peace to me. Hi, its me, Francisco? Well, things had changed since 6th. Well I joined a drama club! And I’ve been training for 2 weeks! Well not really a blub, more like a job, we do plays for people.  And tomorrow, the leader of the group Amy, is gonna tell us our first play! Not gonna lie, its kind of fast, but thats okay! Oh… and me and Calli aren’t as close like me used to be… I know, its hard to belive, but every Friday, which is tomorrow, we go on the swings together! Oh yeah we still own the swings. Yeah also, we hang out after school on Friday, too… which is ALSO tomorrow! CHAPTER 2 :Oh lemme tell you everyone’s name in the club. So the first is Amy, she has light brown hair that she puts in a really high ponytail that isn’t so high because her hair is kind of short, her hair is also slightly curved to the side when its in a ponytail, She also uses pink hair clips to clip her front bangs to the side. She mostly wears pink shirts and white pants. The next is me, umm I have long, dark, straight, brown hair, and curtain bangs. And I wear lots of things, mostly dresses because my mom buys my clothes, and she likes dresses. Next is Jessica, she has light brown hair like Amy, her hair is lightly wavy, and her front hair is to to side. And the youngest is Chole, the CUTEST, she has black hair, which she puts in 1 braid, she has cute bangs, and round, white, glasses. And she wears overalls a lot. Oh also, she kind of is a cry baby, but shes really nice, and I don’t mean to call her a baby. CHAPTER 3: I take a look at my watch. Suddenly I forgot how to talk. Its 6:14. I’m 1 hour late to go home! I ran as fast as I can to the front office, where Calli and mom were sitting. Mom took 1 look at me, and ran to me, “WHERE WERE YOU?!” Mom seemed sadder then mad, so I told her in a good attitude. CHAPTER 4: The next day after school, I volunteered to help clean up after school. Just then I remembered I had to hang out with Calli, SHOOT! Today??? The day Amy announced what type of play were going?! Ugh! Usually, I ask them to take a day off, but today I forgot! Well, I just could take 1 day off without Calli? I text mom to pick me up at 5:00. And then, I rushed to the club. CHAPTER 5: I got there just in time to see everyone waiting for me. “Uh, why do you guys look to mad?” I asked, I honestly didn’t know. “Well because we were waiting for you,” Chole said. “Yeah,” Jessica joined in. “Well about the play–” I cut Amy off, “YES THE PLAY!” I say after dropping my bag at my chair. “WELL, I bet your not gonna be happy when I tell you that I’m delaying it until the next next NEXT Monday” Amy’s words killed me. I could say anything. CHATPER 6: “I-I’ve worked to hard for this moment!” I feel like I’m about to cry. 𝑁𝑜 𝑛𝑜 𝑛𝑜! 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜! I thought. But I can’t, tears drop from my face. “Well, the lady said it was a mis–” Amy stopped when she saw me. All eyes were on me, and Chole got some tissues and hands it to me. “Thanks..” my voice sounds so sad. Just then Amy started talking “Well do something you want to do, but I’m gonna be in the restroom, and Francisco, I’m really sorry, but this is 6th grade, dont be crying now, please,” she sounded so annoying, but I was to scared, besides, she was the leader. Oh and I just remembered, I ditched our playdate just to realized that my dream is crushed. CHAPTER 7: Once I got home, I took a shower, and met Calli’s eyes after in the living room. “So you think its ok?” Calli said. Oh yeah Calli became a cheerleader. “I’m sorry, but today was..” I told her EVERYTHING including being late there because I was cleaning up my classroom. “Whatever,” Calli just left. I felt so ashamed I cried in my bedroom until Calli went in. “Uh dinner time,” I opened my eyes and went to the dinning room. CHAPTER 8: That night, Calli Calli sat up, and it creeped me out when she looked at me, with a super creepy smile, I almost screamed… UNTIL she started laughing, “CALLI!” I was annoyed. “HAHA! Well, I wanted to forgive you,” she said smiling, a not-so-creepy one. And I was happy! After that, we were OK again.

 

peru be like:

Lima: It was cold and the water was FREEZING… the next day we walked around the place, and went to a garden with grass shaped like some stuff.  tHE HoTeL tHerE WaS BAd

Cusco: Everyone was tired, me Khoi, and my dad threw up. !I HATED THIS PLACE MOST! ITS SO BAD,  THE HOTEL THERE SUCKS AS WELL

Machu Picchu: We went onsooooo many busses and trains just to get to a ruin… I threw up after every buss ride. At the ruin, we went up lots of stairs to get to the top of a mountain… to… take… pictures… BRUH the hotel was also bad

Back to Lima: The hotel there was the most fanciest, And nice one. Oh Khoi lost his earbud case there.

My opinion: There are lots of bad things of Peru than good things of Peru, but overall, THE RICE WAS SWEET!! THAT IS SOOO GROSS! YUCKKKK I LIKE ASIAN RICE BETTER

 

 

PerU gET beTTEr NOw

for once in ur life tq……

SO i justfinished crying. If you didn’t know, Tq has a friend named Dawn, and he is soooo cool! So i added him, but Khoi snitched and said he was to old and tha my other friend Devon was too… so now I had to unfriend them…. and now abt the title…. i told TQ abt it… and she doesnt care… she never actually wanted me to be Dawn’s friend… but she probs just say she doesnt care. But I thought for once she would care…. at least I still have a few friends left?? BUT STILL i could never be a loner. But ig I could never count on TQ. TQ’s on break from her job of being my assistant…. but I’m planning on firing her… but rn she doesn’t care… but I’m telling you, once we meet again and she has no cpu, shes gonna beg in “her” way. Well thats all of the blog…. 😢

 

 

 

NO COMMENT TO ME MOM DAD AND KHOI

ohio……

Ohio trip…. great… so we like uh… we… we uh- WE SLEPT! We slept, ate, went into the forest, which I hate now bc it made me bleed, we breathed, did chores………………………….. and yeah. Tq is still my lawyer/assistant, so she gets to use my cpu… but Khoi kept taking it sooooo yeah. But yeah! We had fun and I am supposed to write 150 words? But who care. I’m just gonna write abt tho=ings we already know so yup! Thats the end of my blog~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ exit now unless u wanna waste ur time!! Bye bye. SO we ate Vietnamese food, and Vinh came over 2-3 times????? Oh 106 words already. I-I-I-I-I…. I umm… have nothing to write but Ohio was fun, I hang out with Bean a lot. And I met THE DAWNNNNNN OMGGG SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY QUEEN TAKE THAT! TQ’S FIRENDS WITH FAMOUS PPL AND I MET DAWN!! MY IDOLLLLL SLAYYYYYY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!…………………………… bYE