b-day ig

So my dad made me write about my simple b-day. So basically I brought in cupcakes for my class and I ripped my skin on the way there because of the plastic. I got an alexa, a marvel figure, necklace, and lots of robux. Well anyways I don’t wanna sleep because then, if I do, when I wake, it won’t be my birthday. And at school, everyone said happy birthday, and treated me nicely, and life was (and is) just great! And I don’t want to lose it. I’m planning on going to my dad’s boss’s house, because he is into Marvel, and so am I! If you didn’t know, I’m SOOO like obsessed with Marvel. And I want to build Marvel World. And write in chat if I should write a blog about Marvel World designs.

Also, give me your opinions in chat about what my next blog should be about, the options are, “How to Win an Argument” “How to Make a Friend” or “How to Win your Parent’s Love”, I know the last one is kind of weird, but trust me, it’ll work. So just type in the chat what the story should be! Bye!

Wʜʏ Wᴀɴᴅᴀ ɪs Tʜᴇ Sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀ ɪɴ Mᴀʀᴠᴇʟ

So lots of people belive Thor is stronger then Wanda (The Scarlet Witch), but they are wrong. So in this book (story), I will tell you why Wanda is the strongest avenger. And how.

For one thing, she has lots of powers, and I heard Wanda has all the infinity stone powers. Such as soul, space, reality, time, power, and mind. And if you didn’t know that  in Marvel, the Infinity Stones are the most powerful things in Marvel universe. While Thor, is only the god of thunder, which isn’t really the STRONGEST power. But he still is strong.

Sure, Thor has a axe and hammer, thats still nothing compared to Wanda’s power. But Thor COULD beat Wanda in a fight. Thor is probably one of the strongest avengers. But of course, Thor is a very strong avenger.

Thor can beat Wanda in some things such as strength, battle experience, and weapons, but Wanda can beat him in some stuff, too. Such as power! But Wanda is the strongest avenger because her powers are kind of like the Infinity Stones (they are).

So if you want more prove that Wanda is the strongest avenger, search it on google, or ask some people.

Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ Sᴏʟᴠᴇ 1+1

Some people joke around and say 1+1= 11! Some just think that for real! But here I am, to prove you wrong, as usual.

So, the reason people MAY think 1+1= 11 is, because they take the first 1, and the second one, then they put them together! Which equals 11! People may think otherwise, but since that is most likely to be the most known, we’ll take about that one. Now of course, make sure you remember the whole point of addition, or how addition is solved, because if you DO mistake it, you’ll most 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦 get the question, or equation wrong.

Now don’t get me wrong, its ALWAYS okay to tell a funny joke, (if you don’t know how to tell a joke, read my latest story before this one, it’s called “How To Tell a Joke”) but anyways, if you tell jokes to much, people might think you are the boy 𝑖𝑛 “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”. Unless you are a girl, it’ll be “The Girl Who Cried Wolf”.

Finally, lemme tell you how you are wrong, (if you think 1+1=11). Addition is supposed to be like you ADD the numbers. You’re not supposed to PUT them together. But if you 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 putting the numbers together on PURPOSE, then you might end up with 11, if you are doing 1+1 that it. But what I mean by 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 them, I mean 1 and 1 more is.. 2! Because 1, 2! So 1+1=2, that is a fact.

Now of course this applies WITH EVERYTHING in addition, unless you doing some thing else. But thats how to solve 1+1.

Hᴏᴡ Tᴏ Tᴇʟʟ ᴀ Jᴏᴋᴇ

Think of it like this, you have a friend group, but your the latest one who joined! You 𝑚𝑎𝑦 feel left out! And the ones who were in it already might ignore you sometimes! You try to tell funny jokes, but it just never works! Well, thats me, and I have a solution for you! Oh, and if you are like NOT a new member to the group, you should be close to them, so try to make jokes! And, if you just have like a best friend or two, or your just telling someone, you still wanna entertain them of course.

So, tip #1,  NEVER , EVER say its funny, or anything to make it sound like your trying to make it sound funny. The reason is because you don’t wanna make them think they are wrong! Because they will tell themselves ” 𝑊𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇” so you’ll just make it harder to get them to agree that its a joke! And remember, think before speaking! It’ll be weird to say a joke, but then realize it doesn’t even make sense! So think people, before you speak that is.

Another thing to keep in mind is, don’t laugh during your 𝑜𝑤𝑛 joke, it will make the person you are telling the joke to feel weird! And they won’t laugh to the maybe or maybe not funny joke. Also, if you want, try to like–𝑛𝑜𝑡 steal people’s jokes! The reason for that is because the person might know that joke! And it would be SUPER weird if they did. IF you didn’t tell they that first.

Also, never yell at they to get their attention, they will just get uncomfortable! And because of that, they might just ignore the joke, not laugh at it, ignore YOU, or even walk away! You 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 not like it, but you have to play cool, or others might just do the same thing! So, don’t make people think you are NOT cool.

And, remember to use interesting words! Such as “Wait for it…” “You ready to hear a grand master piece?” there are lots, and those are just SOME. And make sure the punchline is just amazing! You don’t wanna leave them hanging, they might ruin the next time you tell someone a joke!

Well, hopefully those tips were useful! AND REMEMBER, FEEL FREE TO CHECK THIS IF YOU NEED IT!