All the cousins most likely fooled me before and I actually believed a lot of it! So I shall tell you a few things I got fooled by ranked from least to greatest.
5. “I’m the CEO of McDonalds”
I didn’t exactly believed this, but I 2% believed this. So I one day, the cousins and I went to Barns and Noble at Tampa (LOTS OF DRAMA HAPPENED THAT DAY BUT WE WON’T GO INTO DEATIL). Nam opened his wallet and had tons of money inside. He “says” he doesn’t get money from his parents so I asked: “How did you get all the money?” and Nam simply replied: “Because, *points finger up and pauses*, I’m the CEO of McDonalds,” Nam said. So yeah, I played along, but I didn’t really believe that he owned one of the biggest fast food brands in the world.
4. “I’m moving to Switzerland 2024″
The 5th biggest lie I thought was true was when Nam said he was moving to Switzerland. He said he wanted to go snowboarding. I believed him for about… 20%. Then everyone said he was lying, and Khoi called me gullible! Normal. Moving on!
3.”There are no cows in Florida”
I have to admit, this is the stupidest thing I ever believed. I was at Nam’s house for the weekend because my dad went to a funeral! I tried some of Nam’s milk in the fridge, and it was so yummy! It was creamy and tasty. It had tons of flavor, too! I asked why it was so good, and Nam said it was because there are no cows in Florida. I believed it 60% and then my dad reminded me I saw cows on the way to Cape Coral, IN FLORIDA. Gosh I’m s silly.
2. “Theres a ghost in the Ohio Basement” (THE LAST TWO ARE VERY IMPORTANT)
TL and TQ got me to believe a ghost lived in the Ohio basement. They said they had magic powers and could talk to him, and if I asked for power, I would be UNalived! So yeah I was scared. Until I realized they were lying. I believed this lie 90%, I’m such a goose.
- “I have a girlfriend”
Now this lie, I believed for years. I believed it for about 1-2-3 whole years. Nam said he had a girlfriend. TQ and TL then asked him one night, “Nam are you gonna tell her?” by “her”, TQ was referring to me! I asked what they meant, and TQ, Nam, and TL paused. Then they said, “Emily is a boy” and of course they were joking. Soon I realized they were big liars. And I have evidence.
So I got fooled by Nam mostly, and honestly, its my fault. I’m too gullible. So heres a life lesson: DONT BELIEVE NAM!!
