Month: December 2023

I didn’t really like 2023 so I hope 2024 is better.

One reason is because I will be turning 11 in 2024 and I am excited. I will also be going into 5th grade in 2024. I also have some wishes that I will not say. Also I will be in my school alone next year(school year) since Khoi is going to high school I get my school all to myself. That way, Khoi can’t spread lies about me to my friends or classmates. I don’t really care if people I don’t know don’t like me, but at the same time it doesn’t feel good to have people who dislike you, you know?

Anyways school isn’t looking great for me. I don’t feel like being kept captive in a building. My eyes hurt looking at a notebook taking notes about math tips. And if I take a test/quiz I always finish about 5-30 (or more) mins early. So then I have to wait or read a book I don’t want to. After school I always fall asleep in the car and I get cranky. BUT THEN EVERYONE ONE IS LIKE “why are you always showing attitude to your parents?” I don’t get that. Parents are always talking about how hard school was back in the day. School isn’t hard but being stuck in a building for 7 hours really is depressing.

Thats the end of my blog!! Thanks for reading  (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

A long time ago Khoi exploded the toilet and the roof basically broke. It took place in Ohio.

So on 12/27/23, Bien, Khoi, and I were playing a game and Khoi started hitting the roof with the light trying to be funny. But the plan took a turn for the worst. The roof technically broke and dust fell everywhere. It landed across the room, too! It was pretty disgusting.

The first time, Khoi pooped and I guess something went wrong. Then when I peed, I flushed the toilet and the toilet exploded. It was nasty and gross. This was the 1st time he did this.

Anyway this is a short blog so I will add another one.

I protest against eating the same foods every single time we go on vacation. Its always Chinese food, Vietnamese food, or some other Asian food˙◠˙

So thats the end of my blog. Goodbye people.

World hunger is a very bad issue. But I know how it “starts”. You see, I have some life experience that is a prefect example of how world hunger starts.

On 12/22/23 on the last day of school before winter break, I was playing a game with my peers called “Pop the Pig”. Where you feed the pig/piggy chef some burgers and watch as the pig grows. If the pig pops on your turn because it is too fat, you win. I won every time (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°).

So this is how world hunger starts: You eat too much. When you eat too much there won’t be enough for others.

Sometimes people eat animals like pigs. Humans use pigs for leather, glue, fertilizer, and a variety of medicines. But sometimes, we eat pigs for bacon, which is problem because if we eat ALL the pigs, we won’t have enough for leather, glue, fertilizer, and a variety of medicines (unless we use something else). 

If we eat pigs too much others won’t be able to eat pigs because the pigs have already been used.

This is a friendly remined to save the environment and don’t over eat for no reason.

!THIS BLOG DOES NOT APPLY TO ME I HAVE AN EXCEPTION!

All the cousins most likely fooled me before and I actually believed a lot of it! So I shall tell you a few things I got fooled by ranked from least to greatest.

5. “I’m the CEO of McDonalds”

I didn’t exactly believed this, but I 2% believed this. So I one day, the cousins and I went to Barns and Noble at Tampa (LOTS OF DRAMA HAPPENED THAT DAY BUT WE WON’T GO INTO DEATIL). Nam opened his wallet and had tons of money inside. He “says” he doesn’t get money from his parents so I asked: “How did you get all the money?” and Nam simply replied: “Because, *points finger up and pauses*, I’m the CEO of McDonalds,” Nam said. So yeah, I played along, but I didn’t really believe that he owned one of the biggest fast food brands in the world.

4. “I’m moving to Switzerland 2024″

The 5th biggest lie I thought was true was when Nam said he was moving to Switzerland. He said he wanted to go snowboarding. I believed him for about… 20%. Then everyone said he was lying, and Khoi called me gullible! Normal. Moving on!

3.”There are no cows in Florida”

I have to admit, this is the stupidest thing I ever believed. I was at Nam’s house for the weekend because my dad went to a funeral! I tried some of Nam’s milk in the fridge, and it was so yummy! It was creamy and tasty. It had tons of flavor, too! I asked why it was so good, and Nam said it was because there are no cows in Florida. I believed it 60% and then my dad reminded me I saw cows on the way to Cape Coral, IN FLORIDA. Gosh I’m s silly.

2. “Theres a ghost in the Ohio Basement” (THE LAST TWO ARE VERY IMPORTANT)

TL and TQ  got me to believe a ghost lived in the Ohio basement. They said they had magic powers and could talk to him, and if I asked for power, I would be UNalived! So yeah I was scared. Until I realized they were lying. I believed this lie 90%, I’m such a goose.

1. “I have a girlfriend”

Now this lie, I believed for years. I believed it for about 1-2-3 whole years. Nam said he had a girlfriend. TQ and TL then asked him one night, “Nam are you gonna tell her?” by “her”, TQ was referring to me! I asked what they meant, and TQ, Nam, and TL paused. Then they said, “Emily is a boy” and of course they were joking. Soon I realized they were big liars. And I have evidence.

So I got fooled by Nam mostly, and honestly, its my fault. I’m too gullible. So heres a life lesson: DONT BELIEVE NAM!!

On November 30, 2023, 11/30/23, a girl in, my class got pushed when running in a game. I won’t specify her name, but lets call her “Emilyisnotreal” (Emily-is-not-real). Emilyisnotreal was bleeding and blood dripped on the concrete. It was kind of nasty. Anyway a girl who is her “friend” said she was overreacting. I won’t specify the girl who is “friends” with Emilyisnotreal, but lets call her “Zxcvbnm”.

The following day, December 1st, 2023, 12/1/23, we were playing the same game when Emilyisnotreal “fell” while NO ONE was around her. She “broke” her ankle she says but 5 mins later, she was smiling. She was even LIMPING with the wrong leg! The next day my classmate messaged my school group chat that she saw Emilyisnotreal in crutches and a cast. I’M SORRY WHAT? That girl was grinning like she just got chocolate from MrBeast. On Monday, December 4th, 2023, I saw Emilyisnotreal in crutches. Zxcvbnm was talking to her at lunch as if she never called Emilyisnotreal a liar. On Tuesday, Zxvbnm said she was only nice to Emilyisnotreal because she was “right next to her”. And then Emilyisnotreal said on 12/6/23 she won’t wear crutches no more because she is an “independent queen”. And a staff member actually convinced her that. Ok I’m just saying everyone in the class doesnt believe you when you say you “got hurt” we just all help so we don’t get in trouble.

Anyways no hate, just explaining what happened! (No opinion).

Name credits to my keyboard and Nam! Thanks for reading bye bye.