ThucLam is Better than Nam

It started on Monday. My friends were ignoring but I didn’t take the hint, I guess. So the next day I decided to leave them alone. They gave me a note saying something like this;

hey thuc i dont think we should be friends anymore. we dont know what the future holds so until then dont come near me. its annoying how clingy you are. how will you survive without me ,[insert name] and [insert name]?

But yeah, something like that. Looking back at it. i didn’t exactly like being friends with them. I was constantly trying to make them happy so that they wouldn’t drop me. Again. They already dropped me last year, (well only one of them)but I guess becoming friends with that same one person ruined it all. Honestly, I don’t care anymore. I kind of do. Ok, I do care. A lot. But I hang out with new people who aren’t toxic like them. They always had something to say about my shoes, voice, laugh, hair, height, food, face, etc. But school friends don’t exactly matter to me. I’m not saying that the school friends I have now don’t matter, I’m saying that I’m fine without any school friends. Cause I have a bunch of out of school friends. Friends from church, friends from old schools, friends from my mom’s friends’ children. They’re the ones that I know probably won’t drop me. Because I’ve known them for half of my life and if they were to drop me, they couldn’t. They’re all stuck with me.

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ThucDan sucks. That’s all there is to say. But boy, do I have an entire essay on why ThucQuyen sucks.

Mostly, she sucks cause she’s annoying. I have to share a bed with her and she’s always on my side of the bed. What a menace to society.

Second, the only thing that she finds interesting enough to talk about is how her day went on Royale High in Roblox and or some guy named Sebastian in her grade.

Third, I think that we need to destroy the laptop. Yes, destroy. I would love to take a hammer and smash it to smithereens. Yes, I writing on that very laptop, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is, is the fact that ThucQuyen sucks. Because all she does is make up excuses for looking at a screen all day and talking to her online friends. In fact, she is watching me write this blog and giving me constructive criticism that isn’t so constructive.

Fourth, ThucQuyen is absolutely obsessed with Roblox and Discord. It was a mistake to secretly allow her get Discord even though she has asked my mother multiple times and she said no.

Fifth, she talks to her online friends to much. I understand they may be fun, but she should have some kind of age boundaries because apparently she’s been talking to some 14 year old boy and a 12 year old girl. Or maybe that’s not even their real ages. Maybe its some 2387518275 year old guy who is using a voice changer.  I get that sometimes it’s fun to have online friends but one day ThucQuyen is gonna get kidnapped and I’ll just say, L. I also worry for the 12 year old she’s friends with because she gave out her real address (?? i think) to Thucquyen and the 14 year old boy who might be a 2387518275 year old guy. but, y’know. it’s ok because everyone in the world is the most innocent and rule-abiding they can be.

Sixth, ThucQuyen will do anything for a minute of screen time. Running around the block, beating me up, writing a blog. And sometimes, she’ll do her homework online and then after that she’ll pretend she’s still doing it and switch to another tab to go on Discord or something.

Seventh, she sucks.

Now, before you attack me for being mean, I am simply stating facts. Or maybe I’m joking.

Or, maybe I’m just being the teen I am and being all negative like Cau Ngan says. Living up to your expectations.

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so this was the second time my friend group decided to drop me. but that isnt the matter here, even though its the title. what matters here is my new house. one story and pretty spacey. my new room is abbot the same size but is definitely better than my old room, probably because i have it more organized and i have a vision for the final product. the only thing we need now is a robot.

Hôm qua con phải đi tới trường của ThụcĐan cho ngày chúc mừng năm cuối ở trung học. Lúc mà con về đi học con phải tắm rồi thay đồ đẹp. Con mặc áo đầm mầu xanh. Con đi xuống lầu ăn cơm với thịt kho và đầu hũ. Lúc mà con xong thì mẹ đi thay đồ và con chải đầu. Con đi xuống lầu và đi ra xe chờ mẹ ra. Mình mua bong rồi cho nên mình không có phải đi ra chợ. Lúc mình tới thì mấy chị đang chơi bóng rỗ và đang nhãy. Con và mẹ coi game và quay phim chị. Rồi xong  game thì mẹ và con phải đi bộ với lại chị xuống cho cái bong. Lúc mà con và mẹ về con mệt lắm mà em muốn coi phim cho nên mình coi.

turning thirteen is a pretty big deal. most adults assume that you become a teen since you add the word to the end of your age but you really only officially become a teen at around 15 according to my older sister who is, in fact, a teen. i dont really care about the thirteen age except for the fact that when people ask for my age i get to tell them some longer words than twelve. i just hope that cau ngan doesnt give me one of those big coming of age lectures on how i should act. there should be a point where you realize what im saying is a joke, or serious.

you suck

was that a joke? or not? you decide

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So for the past couple months I been watching a certain couple of Minecraft streamers. They have become very entertaining and fun. Some people don’t get why it’s fun to watch people roleplay in Minecraft but I have become very attached and have shedded tears so they can go away. But since my mom doesn’t want me writing a blog about games I decided to transition into the topic of money.

Money is a big thing. Depending on how much you have and how you acquire it. But if everyone has money, it would lose its value. So it is illegal to print money. Except if the government is doing it. Because they are the only people with actual power in the US and the rest of us are people who follow their rules and live under the fear of them fully taking over.

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Hôm qua con đi về với lại Niki. Con mang đồ thay vô cho nên con đi thay. Con và Niki chơi ở ngoài với lại trái ban. Rồi mẹ Niki nói mình đi vô ăn cơm cà gà chiên. Lúc mà con xong mình đi rà ngoài lại rồi đi bộ. Niki mệt cho nên mình đi cề coi phim. Mình chưa coi phim xong mà mẹ và em tới đón con.

Hôm qua con đi nhà Cô Uyên với lại chị. Em không có đi được tại vì em bị phạt. Ở đó con và Vinh nói chuyện chút  xíu rồi mình đi xuống lầu làm bánh. Chị của Vinh, Vy,cũng đang ở nhà và TD coi phim với Vy. Con với Vinh chờ bánh và coi phim với mấy chị. Lúc mà bánh sông thì con lấy ra rồi lấy kem để mà ăn với. TD và Vy đi ra chơi Target và mua đồ ăn cho mấy em. Em của Vinh, Lanvy, đi lên lầu chơi rồi con và Vinh coi phim lại. Minh coi phim xong rồi mà mấy chị chưa về cho nên mình đi lên lầu chơi gêm. Minh chơi lâu lắm rồi mấy chị về với lại đồ ăn. Xong ăn thì mình đi chơi lại rồi mẹ tới đón con và TD. TQ thuối.

Hôm thứ tư con phải đi chỗ làm răng. Em phải ở lại xe chờ. Con phải làm niềng răng. Can và ba phải nói chuyện với lại người ta trước. Con hơi sợ mà con vẫn con muốn làm. Lúc mà con ngồi xuống người ta hỏi con chọn mầu. Con không có đâu mà con vẫn còn không có thích làm. Con chọn mâu xăn. Con đâu nhiều lám.

yes. i got braces.

i got them on wednesday and it hurts like hell. it’s supposed to hurt like this for the next 2 weeks so that’ll be so much fun. i cant bite down all the way so i only eat with my back teeth. eating jello is really easy so i have a lot of that at my house. i can’t have chips, tacos, bubblegum, caramel, popcorn, apples, basically anything i like. my lip is really sore and swollen, the inside is white and my brackets are cutting my lips. but y’know. im not aloud to complain, or else i get yelled at how my parents spent $5000 on pain.

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