Albert Einstein once said,”If you judge a fish from it’s inability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life, thinking it is stupid.”

I have no idea why I wrote that I just wanted to make it official I’m going to be doing that at the beginning of all my posts, kind of like how I tell you how many words the post is including the words after it, although I have forgotten about it for a while.

So I’ve been playing games on my iPad very much this past week and I’m concerned about my health. No I’m just kidding I think I’m perfectly healthy.

Right now I think I struggle to find out my ‘favorites’. Like with colors, I like forest green, candy apple red, cornflower blue, rose pink, ballet slipper pink, olive green, lime green and canary yellow. Actually I just looked online different shades of colors but these colors stand out most to me. But if someone asked me to narrow down to one color I would be speechless. “Favorite” is one. I have A THOUSAND. Like with animals, I thought that I was sure with narwhals, but then I saw a liking in DINOSAURS and PIGS. Like I don’t have a stop to favorites but favorite is one. Next “Favorite” topic, food. I like Alfredo, specifically the Seafood Alfredo from Olive Garden. But then I also like sushi. Like A LOT. BUT THEY BOTH SATISFY MY CRAVINGS. OOH AND SEAWEED. You see what I mean? I need help. This cannot be normal. If anybody has the same conditions with favorites, it has to be contagious right? OOP better where a mask from now on. Actually a mask won’t even do it. I need a full space suit. Anyway I really need a check up so, mom, dad, the doctor please?

 

 

 

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goodbye my friends

until next time

 

I like video games. I’m not that active. I watch TV a lot. I don’t go outside. I haven’t seen the sun since my mom told me I could have a phone(that last one is not true)

Video games I have on my iPad(mostly all of them)

1.Pixel Gun-I like to save up for new guns to make me feel successful. I also like games with a lot of buttons.

2.Minecraft-I like building although a lot of my building turn out to look like I built blind.

3.Roblox-Customizing my character is nice but outfits are EXPENSIVE and I’m running low on Robux.

4.Aquapark.io-I like yeeting myself off the water slide to go through shortcuts and yeeting other people that make  me annoyed.

5.Slither.io-I like trapping people and watching them curl around until they die in agony.

6.Webtoon-I like reading comics and at the moment L.U.F.F interests me very much that I look forward to a new episode every week.

7.Paper.io-I like cubic games and this satisfies me very much.(I don’t like Paper.io2 cause it’s not cubic)

8.BitLife-This feels like life and it goes so much more faster.

9.Pixel Art-This helps stress so if you have a lot of stress, I definitely recommend you download this.

10.Geometry Dash-This game helps me focus on nothing but the actual game and the music calms me very much.(My favorite level is Base After Base)

11.ibisPaint X-I like editing my photos to make me feel cool.

12.Cat Condo-This makes me feel rich cause you get money from all the cats you get.

13.Spotify-Listening to my favorite songs while reading, folding clothes, sleeping, eating fruits and some more I forget.

14.Pic Collage-The name describes itself so no need to explain cause then that would be a waste of my brain and time.

15.Micro Battles-Two player game for being bored. I usually play this with my friends on any kind of car trip.

life.(my titles don’t ever make sense so don’t come                                                       after me)

In either 3 or 4 days I will be going to Ohio. TQ is mentally going crazy when Cau Ngan informed us we were not going to Japan ,like how we planned to,but we were going to OHIO. Yes I know it’s horrible but me and TQ are hyped to go to Ohio and play video games until our brains rot and die. I am ready to beat, crush and win in Roblox,Minecraft and PixelGun.

 

This next topic is referring to kHOi. I meant to read some of his blog post and I’m gonna go full evil on this, HIS POSTS HAVE NO MEANING. One of the titles were “First time on Airbus A319 and the Airbus A321” in the post he tells us he was riding in it and blah blah blah. Then he tells us details of the aIrBuS a319 and AiRbUs A321. Do you guys wanna know how all the parts of a plane work? If you do, I totally respect you. Unless you’re Khoi, then I hate you. I SWEAR KHOI’S LIFE REVOLVES AROUND PLANES. In Legos, he’s a pilot and has a plane, he repeatedly CRASHING it into our beloved Lego homes and beating up Y Vien.

 

 

 

 

if you are khoi. sorry not sorry

this is 225 words(including the ones after it)bye

There is currently a LOT of rain. And thunder. (Insert the song) TQ is scared and wants to go upstairs but downstairs is cozy. We are on our iPads but TQ stopped since she thinks her iPad will blow up. I like the rain, myself cause I like the smell,my he sound of it pattering on the window. And plus, I like jump scares although they make my heart skip a beat(count one two three)Cau is not here due to work and I have to make dinner in a little bit. If I blow up it’s my uncle’s fault for making me write this unusual blog post. I have no ideas for dinner and bread with butter is getting old. The thing I’m worried about is how much cooking stuff is pugged in. WERE GONNA GO BOOM UP IN HERE. The rain doesn’t seem to be getting better and TQ is listening to music. I don’t think that will stop it from blowing TQ. I just need to write a little bit more until I can stop writing this wretched blog post. Anyways there was a loud pop just a couple minutes ago and I swear I saw sparks. TQ is positive we will die. I don’t know where the sparks came from but I’m sure it’s fine.

 

 

bye. This is 229 words(including the words after that sentence) BUH BYE

Don’t question the title, I was running out of ideas.

I will absolutely NOT be continuing “Imaginary Friends” cause I’m to !@#$%^& lazy. Please don’t yell at me mother, your dear little brother is forcing me to write about my past few days here at Florida and I just don’t have the time to come up with words to replace my inappropriate words.

Day 1: Well I arrive at the airport in Miami and I’m all by myself, no parents no sisters, luxury. The flight attendants call my a UM, as in ‘unaccompanied minor’, they say it in front of me as if I were as clueless as a baby elephant and as young as Y Vien, to be honest they probably did think I was 5 or 6. After about 4 hours Cau Ngan picks me up and we just stand there thinking of what to do before my sisters arrive. We then agree to go to Starbucks, I was excited because I was very looking forward to getting my favorite drink, a Mocha Cookie Crumble Frap. However, in spite of my uncles healthy thoughts, we bout a chocolate croissant(I convinced him),some kind of sandwich and a juice. Afterwards we went to Barnes and Noble, and let me tell you, there is nothing like sitting down, reading a comic book and listening to calming music, and if there is something better than that, you have to sense in music or books. We then picked up my sister, though it was not necessary to INTERRUPT my peaceful reading because we waited about an hour until they finally arrived, we then went to Cau Ngan’s house and went to sleep, the end.

 

The next days will be posted tomorrow maybe. the is 324 words.(including the words after the sentence I have just written for you all the read)(I’m just trying to put a simple sentence into a long one to get more words and make my family proud of false things)

Soooooooooooooooo. I have decided not to do any of the Imaginary Friends thing. I know. Such a shame. So I am going to write down some stuff that I have no idea how to describe, mostly because I have no idea what I’m going to write, but here we go anyway.

 

 

CONSPIRACY THEORIES. That’s what I’ve chosen for today. We are going to start off with a Frozen theory that I stole from the internet. We all know the main character of Frozen is Elsa, but her “sister” Anna doesn’t seem to even look like her. Not even they’re eye color is the same, however Elsa’s “parents” look much like Anna, hair,eye color, skin tone. But yet, where does Elsa’s white hair come from? So most of you know Rapunzel, long hair,  purple dress. Now HER mother drank the magical flower potion thingy and I’m guessing that’s what caused her blonde hair instead of brown like her mother. Now let’s move to the evil witch. She had Rapunzel locked up in a tower for many years because of her powers, but what if there were another girl with magical powers, Elsa could’ve been born from the same mother as Rapunzel but only after Rapunzel was kidnapped. I think that Rapunzel’s(or in this case Elsa’s)mother hid Elsa in Arendelle to keep her safe. If Elsa did have the same mother as Anna, wouldn’t Anna have powers similar to Elsa’s? But what’s the connection to Rapunzel’s mother,Rapunzel and Elsa? Well Rapunzel didn’t have natural brown hair,like her mother’s, until AFTER she cut her hair,which was the source to her magic power. I’m thinking that if Elsa were to lose her powers, she would look more like her mother. But the connection between Elsa and Rapunzel is a little easier to understand.Rapunzel can heal,turn back time,stop aging,whatever you wanna call it, Elsa’s power can summon ice from her hands. How are these connected? Well, in Frozen, Elsa creates Olaf during Let It Go, she also creates that giant snow monster that throws Anna and Kristoff off the mountain. If Rapunzel can heal, that basically means that she can bring back life, or create life, Elsa created Olaf, and he’s technically a living thing. But why did Rapunzel show up at Arendelle on Elsa’s coronation day? I’m guessing that Elsa and Rapunzel already know that they are sisters, but how would they tell everyone and how would they believe them, plus, if Anna found out she wasn’t really sisters with Elsa, she would be heartbroken that her ‘sister’ was just a fake to keep her safe from the evil witch. In other words:DO THE RESEARCH ELSA AND RAPUNZEL ARE SISTERS.

Ok. So. Let me tell you about some of the people in this story(plus their backgrounds)

1.Kayla:She is very bossy and can’t spell or multiply without looking at a times table. When I say she can’t spell this is what I mean. “Today was a grate day I red lot’s of book’s and eated cookie’s at lunch.” Plus she is always asking me for help when I to do my work as well.

2.Tatumn:She once spent $300 worth of clothes on a school night.

3.Bella:She’s always singing. And she’s very stuck up about how good she is at it.

4.Maddison:She is obsessed with Cole Sprouse and wants to marry him even though he’s like FIFTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN US

5.Cindy:She says she is Korean. Most people don’t believe it. I don’t either.

 

 

 

My name is ThucLam and this is my story.

Tatumn came to school wearing new clothes, AGAIN.

“Hi ThucLam!”

“Hi Tate. Nice shirt.”

“Thanks, it was about $30.”

“Th-,Oh! look it’s Maddison!”

Maddison was wearing a Southside Serpents(Riverdale reference, look it up)shirt and, of course, had her phone in her hand and was looking at her Cole Sprouse wallpaper.

“OMG! Have you seen the new Jughead(another Riverdale reference, Cole Sprouse plays Jughead in Riverdale)phone case!”

I don’t have a phone. So I did not need or know about it.

Tatumn suddenly squeals, and when she squeals she sounds like Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web.

“I’m guessing Bella and Kayla have arrived”I say,”About time.”

Bella and Kayla walk home and come to school together. They’re neighbors.

Bella is, like always, practicing a high note even though she has it on point. Pretty sure she she’s just showing off.

 

 

I’m tired. My hand is tired. I will continue this tomorrow if I have time. Remember this is FAKE.

 

Buh bye my family members(and anyone else that isn’t my family considering if whether someone that isn’t family reads this)320 words(including the ones after it)

h3LL0

 

Khoi’s post is called Grammar Error or something like that. As you read the title, you understand the pain you’re about to go through.

 

I have a problem. I have DiAbEtEs that means I have to eat SuGaR EVERYDAY. tHE WEIRD THING IS THAT i pooop every time i eat SuGaR. i vomit on the phone? i puke on the door? i poop on the couch(why?)

im done this is stupid. that was a truly WeIrD post. Bye.

 

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Hello. Wait no I don’t like this font. Hello. Ew. Hello. What? Hello. Ok, pretty decent.

 

 

 

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If you’re reading this that means you haven’t clicked out yet. Anyway, here we go.

 

So this is titled,”Update” most of you guys are expecting an RV trip thingy but that’s after this. An update on here is basically things about me that have changed.                                                                                                                                    1.My favorite animal are narwhals because who doesn’t like a mash-up of a unicorn and a whale?                                  2.My favorite colors are black and yellow. And,no, not because of bees, but because black is a color of emptiness and yellow is positive.                                                                                                                                                                                       3.I used to be a “dog” person but then I realized that cats are much like me. Lazy.                                                                 4.I now struggle with finding out who my “best friend” is. See,I CAN’T have more than one. If you have more than one that just makes it “friends” cause best=one. And this fact is to flex about how I have more friends than Nam.

RV trip coming up.

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Honestly, my 10th birthday wasn’t all that exciting. 1.It was on a Monday. 2. Not many people knew about it(not that they needed to)3. It was at a school I honestly hated. I mean yay I’m double digits. But is this where I wanted my double digits day to be? I’m really trying not to sound greedy but. Really. There’s not much to say right now. Buh boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

 

 

 

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