ThucLam is Better than Nam

ThucQuyen is crazy when it comes to writing a blog, or chatting in Roblox.

Example 1:

Correct way: Today I had a bad day, people said I was cool.

ThucQuyen: today……I had a…..bad day. people said…..I wasn’t…….kool.

Apparently kool=actually cool and cool=not cool, in ThucQuyen language.

Example 2:

Correct way: I like lima beans,huh,why does no one like them, also I like poop jokes.

ThucQuyen: I like lima, beans huh why does no one, like them also I like poop, jokes.

In the world of ThucQuyen commas are used when not needed.

Not only that;

What=wut,wat

the=da,duh

this=dis,das

me=meh

hi=hai,hoi

bye=bai

In addition, she uses symbols to make faces; ^-^,-.-,*~*

And she does this;*!~Camping Trip~!*

So my moms yelled at me for writing about myself instead of a family member like I was supposed to. So here’s the actual thing.

Im going to be writing about a certain someone, Y Vien! I think she’s like six now and she has the cutest voice in the entire world. I remember when she was younger, she had fat rolls on her arms no matter how straightened out they were. She is very careless about her outwards appearance. She can play rough, her hair can be all in her face but she just brushes it aside, whereas I would’ve brushed my hair for like 20 minutes. I’ve never seen her complain about anything she wears, I however don’t like the clothes my mom chooses for me, I’ve had the same clothes for about five years and every two years we buy another shirt. None of my clothes are new, they’ve all been worn by ThucDan. Y Vien doesn’t get Hand-Me-Downs, if she wanted, she can’t, she has one brother. Her attitude and personality reflects on what she has seen on YouTube. She’s very sassy too. Like, whenever one of us does something that’s a wtf moment, she goes,”Oh my god! What the heck are you doing?!” She really likes when we do some sort of play, when she gets her own part to do. Like, a couple years ago, we made this cheesy dance that she somehow remembered and the next time we came over, she was like,”Ok, we can go outside and you can ride the bikes, then we can go inside and do our dance!” She has a squeaky squeal/scream. When she is amazed or like,”Are you serious? That’s crazy!” She makes this excited noise that sounds like one of those duck toys. Ten out of ten.

I know mom told me to write about one of our cousins. But this seems close enough.

 

Human genes are weird. Like my two sisters are pretty tall. Same with mom and dad. Then there’s me. The shortie of the family. Like, I think everyone in our family is either taller than me,or very close to being taller than me. Cousins are the same, some aren’t taller than me but they are very close.  Why am short for my age,  like, I can’t reach the top cabinets without climbing on the counter. That’s embarrassing when you’re in sixth grade. Also I look like a fourth grader. I look nothing like your average sixth grader these days. This isn’t even about family anymore, just me ranting on my height and looks. We are going on a cruise trip to Italy in November. I’m excited for the food but not the amount of days of school I’m gonna miss. I forgot how long we’ll be gone but it’s from 3-7 days maybe and that’s a lot of homework. Bleh I’m tired and I have dark circles under my eyes. Sorry if this is short.

That’s a random topic mom gave me. I feel like this is pointing towards me and my attitude. But ThucQuyen’s is so much worse, the only thing she does is the stuff she likes to do, she’s lazy and bossy. She’s always saying I’m in a “bad mood” but she’s the one that causes it. The minute anyone, ANYONE, has some sort of technology she shoots herself to get it. In the morning, she wakes up before me, and when I wake up, I see her playing ROBLOX Adopt Me on my dad’s phone. In the car, we’re supposed to share but she says, one more minute! And when it’s finally my turn, she says we have to watch YouTube. Like, we never watch YouTube during her turn, I watch her aimlessness walk around in ROBLOX Adopt Me and trade for stupid pets. She’s literally playing and talking to her friend at this very moment. It irritates me and if I point it out, she’ll ask why I’m in a bad mood and start crying like I’m the most awful person in the world. She has to get her way or else she will when and whine and whine until someone gets irritated and gives it up. I know mom, told me not to point the topic to anyone but she told us to write about our family. I have no idea why I have the same blood as that kid. Yeah, she’s family and sometimes a cute baby, but if you want my respect, you need to earn it. She’s always like,”Why are you in a bad mood?! I didn’t do anything!” But she doesn’t even look at me while she’s saying this stuff, her eyes are glued to the screen. She’s supposed to be writing her blog right now but she’s worrying about getting a ride-able legendary pet in ROBLOX Adopt Me. I hate her attitude if I could swap siblings, I wouldn’t. But I would swap personalities with the nicest person in the world and her.

So at TNTT on Sundays, you have a scarf that represents your soul, and the color represents the grade/group you are in. Green is 2-4 graders, Blue is 5-7 graders and Yellow is 8-11 graders. I’m in Blue, also known as Thieu Nhi. Green is Au Nhi, Yellow is Ngia Si, and Brown , the oldest, is Hiep Si. We split up into teams in each group. If you have two stripes in your scarf, you are a leader, if you have one stripe, you are like an assistant or back-up. The leader is called Doi Troung or DT, the back-up is Doi Pho, or DP. There is an event on Saturday you have to attend to decide whether you have what it takes for a stripe or two. It’s called Binh Minh. Binh Minh was 2 days ago and we did what we do every year, show leadership, do puzzles. They split you into teams with a couple people from each group. I think I did pretty good. At Chao Co, you get awards, or Tua. There are five different colors and each stands for a different thing. There is one special Tua that has all the colors and everyone wants it. I never got it but I have so many Tua I don’t need it, I still want it though. After Binh Minh, the next day they announce your team and whether you got a stripe or not. I GOT 2 MEANING I. AM THE LEADER OF A TEAM. YEAHHHHHH BABY

So yesterday was the last day of school before fall break right? I was supposed to go to band practice after school last thursday to practice for the pep rally but I forgot. Which meant I had no idea what the notes were. I got at the gym late and practiced the notes last minute. There was no time to learn the last bit but there were was plenty percussion players that no one would notice. I played and did well, missed that last bit though. We went back to the classroom and hung out while eating junk food. We took a couple Polaroid pictures and I got to keep two of them. I totally forgot I was running for Class Representative of 6th Grade, but I didn’t make a speech or poster so I probably wasn’t gonna get it. Turns out I did get it, they announced my name wrong, but that’s ok. I didn’t do anything but that was because we needed two representatives each grade and there was only two people running for representative for 6th grade. I didn’t do anything, but I won! We went downtown to get new passports and blah blah blah.

So my mom took my little sister and I to Walmart to get new glasses and I found ones that I really liked. After buying them we bought these little gel clings for our windows. We picked up TD and dad and headed to Cici’s pizza. I haven’t been here in a couple years so it was unfamiliar to say the least. After eating a lot we got in the car. My mom said after we dropped my dad at home, they would drop me off and Barnes N Noble. Turns out, “dropping off” actually means,”We are gonna stay here for another hour, and THEN go to Barnes N Noble. Once again, writing this in two languages for at least an hour on my iPad, very fun, very fun. But I plan to catch up on a lot of books at Barnes N Noble so that will be very fun too. Well, now to translate this to Vietnamese.

 

Hôm nay mẹ chở con với em đi mua kính mới ở Walmart, con tìm một cái con thích nhiều lắm. Lúc xong mình mua gel clings cho cửa sổ. Mình đón TD và ba rồi xong đi Cici’s Pizza. Con chưa tới chỗ đó mấy năm cho nên con không có nhớ nhiều. Lúc ăn xong mình đi ra xe. Mẹ nói lúc thả ba xuống thì sẽ thả con xuống ở Barnes N Noble. Lúc mà mẹ nói thả ba xuống, mẹ đang nói,”Mình ở nhà một tiếng nữa, rồi XONG mới chuẩn bị đi.” Một lần nữa phải viết blog hai tiếng rồi được chơi iPad một tiếng, vui lắm, vui lắm. Mà đọc sách ở Barnes N Noble cũng vui luôn.

 

Hôm nây con với em đi thiếu nhi gióng như mấy lờn khác. Thiếu nhi thì là vui lám, vui hơn trường học tại vì bạn ở thiếu nhì thì là vui hơn. Xin lỗi mây bạn ở trương. Lúp nào thì mình lam gióng như hôi lờn khác, trơi, học, đi lễ. Vui lam” thật là vui. Nhóm bạn cũa con có 7 người, con, Jadelyn, Lynna, Vi(Vivian), Ben, Mark, Andy(Anderson). Con với mấy bạn rất gờn nhau, con biết mấy bạn từ năm lớp 2. Nó có thể khỗ đễ mà dậy sớm sang, mà tất cả đều đáng. Con vui, bạn vui, ai cũng vui.

 

Con phải viết cái blog nầy bằng tiếng viêt để má được iPad một tiếng. Khổ quá nữa. Động vật yêu thích mới của con là gấu. Con cũng có cái con gấu gối con được giáng sinh năm ngoái. Có cần thuyết phục nữa không? Con cũng thích sushi nếu bạn không biết, điều mà có thể bạn đã biết. Sushi là kỳ diệu và thơm ngon và đẹp quá. Nếu mà ai không thích sushi thì người đó không có mùi vị. Con không có thích em gái phiền phức của con, người chị lớn tuổi của con tốt hơn nhưng không buồn nhiều. Con cũng thích con khủng long nhưng mà tất cả nó chết.

 

I have to write this blog in Vietnamese to get my iPad for just an hour. Another pain in the butt. So I have come to reason that bears are now my favorite animal. I even have a giant teddy bear from last Christmas. Do you need anymore convincing? I also like sushi if you didn’t know, which you probably did. Sushi is marvelous and delicious and beautiful. If you don’t like sushi then you have no taste. I really hate my annoying little sister, my older one is better but not much less sadly. I also like dinosaurs, even though they don’t exist anymore.

Con dậy sáng hôm nay nhưng mà đi ngủ lại. ThụcQuyên làm phiền hỏi chị bấm cái phone của ba. Xong con đi xuống lầu uống sữa để nói chuyện với bạn tên Aliana, con hỏi tại sao không mời con tới sinh nhât. Lúc con uống sữa xong, hỏi Aliana, mà Aliana không nói gì hết. Mà con nghĩ cũng đúng vì Ali ngủ rất khuya tối qua. Mẹ đang nấu phở trong lúc con chơi phone ba. Sau đó mẹ lấy phone ba lại. Cho nên con tô màu với em, từ cái xe bằng gỗ mẹ mua ở hội chợ bên Ohio mặc dù con đã tô tới lần thứ năm. Con hỏi mẹ đi Barnes N Noble được không, mặc dù điểm học con rất tốt, và mẹ nói phải đánh đàn 20 phút và viết blog bằng tiếng việt, thì mới được đi. Thật là đau khổ.

Sau đây là nguyên văn tiếng anh con viết rồi mẹ giúp con dịch qua tiếng việt.

I woke up this morning and went back to sleep. TQ was being annoying and told me to unlock my dad’s phone with my fingerprint. Went downstairs and drank milk to talk to my friend and ask her why she didn’t invite me to her birthday party.  After drink my milk I texted her, never replied. Makes sense, she stayed up until 2 in the morning. Mom was making pho so while I was waiting I went on dad’s phone for a while. TQ got in trouble because she had a C in S.S, while I had all As. Then we painted these wooden toys we got in Ohio, when I say painted, I mean paint another layer for the fifth time. Then I told my mom I wanted to go to Barnes n Noble, even though my grades were good, I had to play the piano for 20 minutes and write this blog in Vietnamese. What a pain in the bum.