why my sister sucks (both of them)

ThucDan sucks. That’s all there is to say. But boy, do I have an entire essay on why ThucQuyen sucks.

Mostly, she sucks cause she’s annoying. I have to share a bed with her and she’s always on my side of the bed. What a menace to society.

Second, the only thing that she finds interesting enough to talk about is how her day went on Royale High in Roblox and or some guy named Sebastian in her grade.

Third, I think that we need to destroy the laptop. Yes, destroy. I would love to take a hammer and smash it to smithereens. Yes, I writing on that very laptop, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is, is the fact that ThucQuyen sucks. Because all she does is make up excuses for looking at a screen all day and talking to her online friends. In fact, she is watching me write this blog and giving me constructive criticism that isn’t so constructive.

Fourth, ThucQuyen is absolutely obsessed with Roblox and Discord. It was a mistake to secretly allow her get Discord even though she has asked my mother multiple times and she said no.

Fifth, she talks to her online friends to much. I understand they may be fun, but she should have some kind of age boundaries because apparently she’s been talking to some 14 year old boy and a 12 year old girl. Or maybe that’s not even their real ages. Maybe its some 2387518275 year old guy who is using a voice changer.  I get that sometimes it’s fun to have online friends but one day ThucQuyen is gonna get kidnapped and I’ll just say, L. I also worry for the 12 year old she’s friends with because she gave out her real address (?? i think) to Thucquyen and the 14 year old boy who might be a 2387518275 year old guy. but, y’know. it’s ok because everyone in the world is the most innocent and rule-abiding they can be.

Sixth, ThucQuyen will do anything for a minute of screen time. Running around the block, beating me up, writing a blog. And sometimes, she’ll do her homework online and then after that she’ll pretend she’s still doing it and switch to another tab to go on Discord or something.

Seventh, she sucks.

Now, before you attack me for being mean, I am simply stating facts. Or maybe I’m joking.

Or, maybe I’m just being the teen I am and being all negative like Cau Ngan says. Living up to your expectations.

420 words lol.

Author: Thục Lam

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