Hello. I am Ronald McDonald. But you can call me Ronald. Now, you may be asking,”What’s a creepy clown doing on a young,talented,MATURE girl’s blog?”.Well,you see, this computer was on when I broke walked into this house. I found this girl’s “blog”. I read through it and said,”I HAVE TO WRITE IN THIS, WHAT A MISTAKE FOR A CHILD.” I couldn’t beleive my eyes! What I read was a disgrace. She was definetly a mistake. Now on with my story,
I was just taking a look at KFC’s place(we’re very good friends)when I heard screaming! Now it was coming from the closest MCDONALDS!!!!!!! So I rushed to my place and saw this lady screaming! Now for what reason? Well all I saw was a man holding a gun and pointing it at her. I haven’t the slightest clue why she was screaming! I said to the man,”Why hello kind sir! Would you like to try a Big Mac?”the man just ran away! I know right? How rude! Our Big Macs are quite mouth watering! Then the woman said,”YOU CRAZY CLOWN!””Well I am the mascot for McDonalds for your information.”Then I realized the man was going to kill her!!!!!!!!!Now I realized why she was screaming!!!!!!!!But the weird thing was how people call me a “clown”. I look like a totally normal person! So I stood there thinking why people called me a clown, I didn’t have any make-up! Anyway, I stood there thinking when I realized the man had got away!!! Quick one he was. So then I ran!!!!!!!! Sadly I got lost and couldn’t find any McDonalds around. So then I broke picked the lock on this house and now, here I am. I have found on the news that there are people looking for me. Bad people. Chick-Fil-A employees. I don’t know why they’re after me. All I did at Chick-Fil-A was advertise McDonalds and steal all the straws. Nothing harmful. What? We were running out of straws and I was to lazy to call the supplier. *sounds of low voices* Oh no! *sounds rock throwing* Better run! Don’t worry I will be here later. Found a way to hack. *sounds of Ronald McDonald breaking running out the back door*
