Summer of 2018

This summer was a horrifying/ok summer. It was more of okay. So first we went to Florida. So we had an okay time. (I’m talking about Khoi and ThucQuyen. Not me or Angel.) Khoi kept making me feel like I was gonna blow up. So then about maybe a week later we went to the cruise dock. There I saw my mom and dad. So we went into the cruise. One word I said when I went inside. AMAZING. It was big and had FREE ICE CREAM. Now I thought we had the best cruise ever. But then I later found out that we were in a pretty small cruise. I was like,”Why are we called the Empress of the Seas? More like Peasant of the Seas.” So the place was really cool. Free food whenever. The weird thing was how obsessed Khoi was with the lifeboats. So after 2 days on the cruise. We stopped at the Bahamas. Now I didn’t know why we were here. I had already been at the Bahamas. But the others hadn’t so yeah. We went to eat at this place called “Something Brothers”. So then we went to see the famous hotel Atlanta. I think thats what its called I dont know. Man going inside brought me memories. Like the slides and WiFi. Then we went back on the boat. So then Ryan said(My mom’s son was with us just cause.),”What someone got left behind?” I was like,”Welp. TOO BAD FER THEM” So then like a day after we went to the cruise’s pool. We went in the pool and it was perfectly fine. But then i realized something. The water didn’t have chlorine. It was fricken SALT WATER. LIKE WHO DOES THAT? SOME CRAZY PERSON SAYING,”SAVE THE WATER AND PUT IN SALT WATER INSTEAD.” Now looking back at it I wonder if the cruise got any bad reviews.

 

So then we went to the kiddie pool instead. To be honest it was A LOT more fun then the SALT WATER pool. We got to Cuba a day later (I think Im pretty sure all these things are out of order) , now let me tell you something. IF YOU HAVE FOOD YOU DONT NEED THEN GIVE TO THE PEOPLE OF CUBA. Man there were people everywhere and it was HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT  LIKE I WANTED TO GO BACK SO BAD. But then a miracle happened. We found these three PINK cars. There were three people willing to drive us all in each one. We split up and it was pretty cool. On the way to the place we were going Ryan said,”THEY SEE ME ROLING” And I said,”THEY HATIN” Yeah I know looking back at it, it was pretty embarrassing. Wait-my color thingymajob just like messed up. NEW COLOR. This will work for now. So when we got into the resturant it had air conditioning so that was good. We then went back to the PINK cars and went back to the cruise. That night was the worst night EVER. The intercom went on several times that night saying,”IS ELIZABETH AGULAR ON THE SHIP. PLEASE REPORT TO A CRWEMEMBER.” that night was THE WORST. The next morning-MY COLOR CHANGED AGAIN. THIS COMPUTER NEEDS SOME WORK. Anyway, the next morning ThucDan was like,”WHO IS ELIZABETH AGULAR SHE RUINED MY SLEEP.” Anyway that day I ate 7 ice cream cones, and counting. I also burned 116 calories in the gym so that worked out. Then we got back to Florida and Nam’s family showed up. (I’m saying Nam’s a lot cause the other two have longer names) We stayed there for one day. 

 

So we went to this place called Marcol Island or something like that. We got this one floor beach house. We went swimming cause there was a pool and yeah. Then Ryan’s family showed up. Followed by Angela and her sister, Amanda. We then, went on these two boats around the border of the island. We went crazy fast. Then we stopped to eat. Hotdogs. Nam and I(I used grammer Nam)went to this pond with about 6 or 7 fish in it. Well there was 6 or 7 fish in it. Nam had the idea to beach the fish, grab them, and throw them into the ocean. We Nam caught 4 fish and let them go into the ocean. I feel bad for the first one that was released. Cause Nam thought it would be a “GREAT” idea to do his “fastball” but instead its a “fastfish” he threw into the air and it plopped-MY COLOR CHANGED AGAIN THIS SUCKS I HATE PINK- into the ocean. I was like,”Welp. HE DEAD.” We then switched boats and had fun. The boat that I went on was the one that went CRAZY fast. However the parents thought I would be scared and put me in the back.

 

So then we went back to KHOI’S house and then later went to Ohio. Oh wait let me rewind to the part where we left the boat. IM GONNA DO THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE THIS MAKES ME MAD. SO WE GOT AN UBER TO DRIVE US AFTER THE CRUISE SHIP. HOWEVER I LEFT MY FREAKING BACKPACK BEHIND WITH MY SUNGLASSES, EARBUDS, BOOK, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY MY IPAD. I CRIED SO FREAKING MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE. But on the way to Marcol Island we stopped by the Uber thingymajob place where you found lost things. So we got my iPad back. Now back to where we were. At Ohio it was WAY more comfty(not including a certain someone)than Florida. KHOI just made me wanna explode. Ohio was better and the fun thing was Sports Camp. Let’s change the color for this how about….THIS YASSSS. Ok so Sports Camp was a place you learn about God and do activities. Now, it was like school but you stay in ONE subject. Nam and Bien went to basketball since Nam’s dad signed us up. ThucQuyen and I (using grammer once again, YOU SEE THAT NAM?) got art. so the first day I stayed quiet until these two girls TALKED TO ME. Like who does that?  They’re names were Elise and….ummm….KYA THAT WAS IT. Now for the first two days were good with two friends. But the third day Kya got burnt and stuff so. Elise and I (using grammer) sat at this other table with these two other girls. Names? Julianna(Julie) and Lily. We had the BEST third day ever. But then the next day Kya came back and I was okay with that. But when Kya came back Elise would just sit alone with her. I went with Julie and Lily cause dey kool. Now at the beginning of each day we would sing, talk, dance, and watch these videos. Now I would sing dance and watch the videos. There was that one song that I loved for some reason. It went like,”I AM A-L-I-V-E YOUR LOVE HAS SET ME FREE I AM A-L-I-V-E YOUR LOVE HAS SET ME FREE!” and there would be dance moves for it and everything. Now there was a video on “EweTube’ cause it was a video about a Sheep’s Vlog and at the beginning it would go,”THIS IS A SHOW CALLED SHEEP’S VLOG, THIS IS THE THEME TO SHEEP’S VLOG. NOW! INTRODUCING! SHEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!”And Lily and I (USING GRAMMER) would just repeat it everyday. On the way to our classroom there are 4 beanbags and we would be able to jump on them. On the last day we got to that part and this lady said no jumpinh after Lily and I jumped. But Julie just went like,”NOPE”(she didnt actually say that) and she just JUMPED. And she said,”That was scary I jumped when she said not to. I thought I would get in trouble.”and Lily and I (USING GRAMMER) started laughing real hard. Now on the fourth day there was this new kid. Now he was looked normal and stuff. But when we started working we(this was when Kya wasnt here and got burnt) could hear him yelling,”LEAVE ME ALONE YOU’RE MAKING ME DEPRESSED”now this just killed us. The teacher, who had a sense of humor, went up to the other people at his table and said,”Now lets not talk about each other’s depression.’ AND BY NOW WE WERE ALREADY DEAD. But THEN they’re table was talking about something and he said,”….WELL YOU DONT WANT YOU OPENING A DOOR AND A BUNCH OF POPCORN BALLS SPILLING ON YOU.” We laughed our heads off. I said,” Im going to go up to him and tell him he’s funny.” Julie and Elise were like YEAH! But Lily just kept working(good job Lily)But then I was too chicken to do it so then Lily was like,”ELISE YOU DO IT” So then Elise said,”Ok.” So she went up…and she said something and he looked over at us while Elise was walking back and his face was just…(ㆆ㉨ㆆ)and we by then had rose into Heaven. So then, like all good things, Sports Camp had to end. Now Nam was on a team. And his captain or whatever was like,”OUR TEAM NAME IS THE JESUS LOVERS” Now this was too funny. But Bien had a different story. On the second day I said,”Bien did you play basketball good?” He said,”No cause I didnt know what team I was on!༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽” Now everyone was laughing really hard. Then I said,”Bien did you eat the rice crispies they gave us?” He said,”No. Cause someone stole it!༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽  Then they gave us play-doh one day. “Bien where’s your play-doh?” “SOMEONE STOLE IT༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ ” me: ゚Д゚ at this point we were sure he just lost it. So then a couple days later we had to leave. At home I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY AQUARIUM. We were supposed to get the turtles that day but there was a STUPID STORM IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER IN ARIZONA. The next day we got two turtles!!!!! Names? Mine(We had to tell Angel it was her’s):WAFFLE’ZZZZ         TQ’s:bamboo. Dont ask about the names. The next day mom made me write a blog post about the summer. She was like,”NAM WROTE 5000 WORDZ YOU CAN DO THE SAME.” Now I already knew Nam was better than me but I did it anyway. I wrote this:

This summer was a horrifying/ok summer. It was more of okay. So first we went to Florida. So we had an okay time. (I’m talking about Khoi and ThucQuyen. Not me or Angel.) Khoi kept making me feel like I was gonna blow up. So then about maybe a week later we went to the cruise dock. There I saw my mom and dad. So we went into the cruise. One word I said when I went inside. AMAZING. It was big and had FREE ICE CREAM. Now I thought we had the best cruise ever. But then I later found out that we were in a pretty small cruise. I was like,”Why are we called the Empress of the Seas? More like Peasant of the Seas.” So the place was really cool. Free food whenever. The weird thing was how obsessed Khoi was with the lifeboats. So after 2 days on the cruise. We stopped at the Bahamas. Now I didn’t know why we were here. I had already been at the Bahamas. But the others hadn’t so yeah. We went to eat at this place called “Something Brothers”. So then we went to see the famous hotel Atlanta. I think thats what its called I dont know. Man going inside brought me memories. Like the slides and WiFi. Then we went back on the boat. So then Ryan said(My mom’s son was with us just cause.),”What someone got left behind?” I was like,”Welp. TOO BAD FER THEM” So then like a day after we went to the cruise’s pool. We went in the pool and it was perfectly fine. But then i realized something. The water didn’t have chlorine. It was fricken SALT WATER. LIKE WHO DOES THAT? SOME CRAZY PERSON SAYING,”SAVE THE WATER AND PUT IN SALT WATER INSTEAD.” Now looking back at it I wonder if the cruise got any bad reviews.

 

So then we went to the kiddie pool instead. To be honest it was A LOT more fun then the SALT WATER pool. We got to Cuba a day later (I think Im pretty sure all these things are out of order) , now let me tell you something. IF YOU HAVE FOOD YOU DONT NEED THEN GIVE TO THE PEOPLE OF CUBA. Man there were people everywhere and it was HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT  LIKE I WANTED TO GO BACK SO BAD. But then a miracle happened. We found these three PINK cars. There were three people willing to drive us all in each one. We split up and it was pretty cool. On the way to the place we were going Ryan said,”THEY SEE ME ROLING” And I said,”THEY HATIN” Yeah I know looking back at it, it was pretty embarrassing. Wait-my color thingymajob just like messed up. NEW COLOR. This will work for now. So when we got into the resturant it had air conditioning so that was good. We then went back to the PINK cars and went back to the cruise. That night was the worst night EVER. The intercom went on several times that night saying,”IS ELIZABETH AGULAR ON THE SHIP. PLEASE REPORT TO A CRWEMEMBER.” that night was THE WORST. The next morning-MY COLOR CHANGED AGAIN. THIS COMPUTER NEEDS SOME WORK. Anyway, the next morning ThucDan was like,”WHO IS ELIZABETH AGULAR SHE RUINED MY SLEEP.” Anyway that day I ate 7 ice cream cones, and counting. I also burned 116 calories in the gym so that worked out. Then we got back to Florida and Nam’s family showed up. (I’m saying Nam’s a lot cause the other two have longer names) We stayed there for one day. 

 

So we went to this place called Marcol Island or something like that. We got this one floor beach house. We went swimming cause there was a pool and yeah. Then Ryan’s family showed up. Followed by Angela and her sister, Amanda. We then, went on these two boats around the border of the island. We went crazy fast. Then we stopped to eat. Hotdogs. Nam and I(I used grammer Nam)went to this pond with about 6 or 7 fish in it. Well there was 6 or 7 fish in it. Nam had the idea to beach the fish, grab them, and throw them into the ocean. We Nam caught 4 fish and let them go into the ocean. I feel bad for the first one that was released. Cause Nam thought it would be a “GREAT” idea to do his “fastball” but instead its a “fastfish” he threw into the air and it plopped-MY COLOR CHANGED AGAIN THIS SUCKS I HATE PINK- into the ocean. I was like,”Welp. HE DEAD.” We then switched boats and had fun. The boat that I went on was the one that went CRAZY fast. However the parents thought I would be scared and put me in the back.

 

So then we went back to KHOI’S house and then later went to Ohio. Oh wait let me rewind to the part where we left the boat. IM GONNA DO THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE THIS MAKES ME MAD. SO WE GOT AN UBER TO DRIVE US AFTER THE CRUISE SHIP. HOWEVER I LEFT MY FREAKING BACKPACK BEHIND WITH MY SUNGLASSES, EARBUDS, BOOK, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY MY IPAD. I CRIED SO FREAKING MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE. But on the way to Marcol Island we stopped by the Uber thingymajob place where you found lost things. So we got my iPad back. Now back to where we were. At Ohio it was WAY more comfty(not including a certain someone)than Florida. KHOI just made me wanna explode. Ohio was better and the fun thing was Sports Camp. Let’s change the color for this how about….THIS YASSSS. Ok so Sports Camp was a place you learn about God and do activities. Now, it was like school but you stay in ONE subject. Nam and Bien went to basketball since Nam’s dad signed us up. ThucQuyen and I (using grammer once again, YOU SEE THAT NAM?) got art. so the first day I stayed quiet until these two girls TALKED TO ME. Like who does that?  They’re names were Elise and….ummm….KYA THAT WAS IT. Now for the first two days were good with two friends. But the third day Kya got burnt and stuff so. Elise and I (using grammer) sat at this other table with these two other girls. Names? Julianna(Julie) and Lily. We had the BEST third day ever. But then the next day Kya came back and I was okay with that. But when Kya came back Elise would just sit alone with her. I went with Julie and Lily cause dey kool. Now at the beginning of each day we would sing, talk, dance, and watch these videos. Now I would sing dance and watch the videos. There was that one song that I loved for some reason. It went like,”I AM A-L-I-V-E YOUR LOVE HAS SET ME FREE I AM A-L-I-V-E YOUR LOVE HAS SET ME FREE!” and there would be dance moves for it and everything. Now there was a video on “EweTube’ cause it was a video about a Sheep’s Vlog and at the beginning it would go,”THIS IS A SHOW CALLED SHEEP’S VLOG, THIS IS THE THEME TO SHEEP’S VLOG. NOW! INTRODUCING! SHEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!”And Lily and I (USING GRAMMER) would just repeat it everyday. On the way to our classroom there are 4 beanbags and we would be able to jump on them. On the last day we got to that part and this lady said no jumpinh after Lily and I jumped. But Julie just went like,”NOPE”(she didnt actually say that) and she just JUMPED. And she said,”That was scary I jumped when she said not to. I thought I would get in trouble.”and Lily and I (USING GRAMMER) started laughing real hard. Now on the fourth day there was this new kid. Now he was looked normal and stuff. But when we started working we(this was when Kya wasnt here and got burnt) could hear him yelling,”LEAVE ME ALONE YOU’RE MAKING ME DEPRESSED”now this just killed us. The teacher, who had a sense of humor, went up to the other people at his table and said,”Now lets not talk about each other’s depression.’ AND BY NOW WE WERE ALREADY DEAD. But THEN they’re table was talking about something and he said,”….WELL YOU DONT WANT YOU OPENING A DOOR AND A BUNCH OF POPCORN BALLS SPILLING ON YOU.” We laughed our heads off. I said,” Im going to go up to him and tell him he’s funny.” Julie and Elise were like YEAH! But Lily just kept working(good job Lily)But then I was too chicken to do it so then Lily was like,”ELISE YOU DO IT” So then Elise said,”Ok.” So she went up…and she said something and he looked over at us while Elise was walking back and his face was just…(ㆆ㉨ㆆ)and we by then had rose into Heaven. So then, like all good things, Sports Camp had to end. Now Nam was on a team. And his captain or whatever was like,”OUR TEAM NAME IS THE JESUS LOVERS” Now this was too funny. But Bien had a different story. On the second day I said,”Bien did you play basketball good?” He said,”No cause I didnt know what team I was on!༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽” Now everyone was laughing really hard. Then I said,”Bien did you eat the rice crispies they gave us?” He said,”No. Cause someone stole it!༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽  Then they gave us play-doh one day. “Bien where’s your play-doh?” “SOMEONE STOLE IT༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ ” me: ゚Д゚ at this point we were sure he just lost it. So then a couple days later we had to leave. At home I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY AQUARIUM. We were supposed to get the turtles that day but there was a STUPID STORM IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER IN ARIZONA. The next day we got two turtles!!!!! Names? Mine(We had to tell Angel it was her’s):WAFFLE’ZZZZ         TQ’s:bamboo. Dont ask about the names.

This is not cheating. This is……art.

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