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Hello, my name is ThucDan Huynh, I am 11 years old and my birthday was a month ago.  so I’m actually 12.  Someone said that I have to write about our trip to Vietnam.  But I am rebellious, so I will write about Hong Kong, so I will give you some random words.  Papaya(say it in a deep manly voice) pineapple(that’s pronounced pin aple) cookies, cheese, ramen, noodles in general, and tea.  Notice that all the words are edible, saying that I am a lover of food.

Now is the part where I actually talk about Hong Kong.  To start off, the plane ride was uncomfortable but kind of yummy.  There was ice cream and pasta so I guess it was actually super delish.  when we got off the plane we realized that the Hong Kong airport is the biggest airport in the world.  So we got lost a couple of times and it takes so long to find you way out.  Then, when we finally got to the ticket counter, we saw Cau Ngan. 

After we got our tickets, we went to the bathroom to brush our teeth because we haven’t brushed our teeth in a long time.  Then, after we did THAT we went to go buy food, but the food was too expensive.  So we just starved to death cause we were cheapos and would rather die than lose money.  That’s when God came to us a revived us.  But we didn’t know it happened so we just carried on to our gate(I can assure you that the gate was very far away)  BUT WHEN IS LIFE JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT?  My family didn’t make it on the plane, so we had to sleep there.  So I guess you can say that I was stranded in Hong Kong  When we woke up got to the ticket counter, they told us to wait until we hear our name, because that meant that they found seats for us, while we waited, we decided to be smart and not cheapos.  So we bought Starbucks and a muffin to survive.  Then, we charged our stuff until they called us.  That’s when we went to a different gate and got on the plane to Vietnam.

Now let me tell you about the trip back.  On the plane the food was disgusting and I didn’t like it to say in the least.  And when we got off the plane.  It was just h.e. double hockey stick from there.  first, we had no idea where to go, after we waited for 20 minutes at the ticket counter, they decided to hate us and said that we couldn’t get stand by tickets there.  So we went to terminal 3 and looked around for an hour before we decided to ask somone (this whole time, I was running around because I thought we would be late) the lady said that the American airline ticket counter was in terminal 2.  So we retraced our steps until we got to terminal 2, section E.  THEN we couldn’t find American Airlines ANYWHERE.  So we asked another lady and she said terminal 3 section E.  So I took another look and realized I had passed American airlines half a million times, it was just that the letters were super small.  So while we were in line, I was freaking out because I thought we hasd missed our flight.  AND THEN MY MUM DECIDES TO TELL ME THAT OUR FIGHT WONT BE FLYING FOR 4 HOURS.  So then I just relaxed, the lady said come back in 1:30 hours.  That meant we could eat lunch.  We, (again) decided to not be cheapos and got some wonton soup and 3 cakes, and for the record, they were all delightful.  Then we came back to the ticket counter and they gave us our tickets and we check in our luggage.  Then we had to go through security.  That’s when we finally got on the plane and home.

Ok, so we didn’t exactly go home, we just went to the Dallas airport.  And this is where the REAL h.e. double hockey stick begins.  Once we got there, almost every flight to Arizona was booked full, which really sucked for us because that meant we had to spend the night.  After spending the night, things still didn’t work for us.  That is when we had this brilliant idea to dive for 16 hours to Arizona with a rented car.  So yeah, we did that.  But we were all just so sleepy and drowsy that we pulled over to take a nap, 30 minutes after we woke up and started driving again, we took another nap.  Right before we got to El Paso it started raining, and then the rain turned into snow!  It was cold and none of us has sleeves.  After a while, we were completely out of gas, like, it was completely empty!  So we drove for a few more miles and we found a gas station and thanked god.  I feel asleep for the rest of the trip until we got to the hotel.  When I looked out the window, there was a good level of snow outside.  The car was just completely covered in snow and my hair have white sprinkles in it.  So we went and ate breakfast.  After that, we got on the road and that was also h.e. double hockey stick.  We were driving at 5 mph because the road was iced clean and there was major traffic.  A couple dozen cars and trucks fell down the highway too.  It was a good 3 hours before we were driving at 80 mph again.  Before I knew it, we stopped to eat at a Vietnamese restaurant in Tucson.  I then fell asleep again and this time, when I woke up, we were in Pheonix Arizona and my dad was about to pick me up.  It took us a while to find my dad and when I did, the only thing anyone could hear for miles was ThucQuyens scream.  And just for the record, this post is 1005 words long.

 

 

 

 

A note to Nam, you have crossed the line, get more posts then my sister? Fine, But get more posts than me?  That’a almost absurd enough to be true.  Which is why I am saying this, I do not declare war, but I declare a truce, as long as you don’t have more posts than me, we will be friends, but when you cross the ThucDan mark, I will hunt you down, (not really cause I already know where you live)  take off you basement door,  install a new one with a lock on the outside, break all the light in the basement, take the chips, (and any other food down there)  lure you down with an uncharged iPad ( assuming you’er stupid enough to think it’s charged)  and lock you down there.

Hello, my name is ThucDan, and I have 71 posts, that aren’t little tiny posts that are 1-2 sentences long,  Whoo hoo for me.

Anyway,  as a 7th grader,  I have to do 10 hours of community service.  I already finished my 10 hours so yeah, I’m awesome, I know.  Today I found out that between this year and next year, if I do 100+ hours of service,  I will be nominated for a 8000 dollar scholarship to a catholic high school of my choice.  There are 20 scholarship, and I am determined to get one of them.  Well, because, 8000 dollars is a lot of money, who am I to pass up that amazing change to go to a school of rich people.

Today I volunteered at my churches Life house, and got 3 hours of  service out of it, yum.

Hi, my name is ThucDan and I don’t have a favorite food, that’s cause i like all food.  Did you know there is only 2 food groups in the world?  Foods that i have eaten, and foods that i will eat.  BEEPBEEP.  Quoted line from the show: Beep beep.

I don’t know what to write about, I’m honestly just writing this to get my 70th post, THIS IS SO EXCITING.  Anyway, I think that I know what to write now, I get top lockers because 6th 7th and 8th graders get lockers, so obviously 6th graders get bottom and the older people get top lockers.  I pack lunches.  I am having second thoughts about this blog.  Only one person reads these posts and they already know everything because they are on the phone 24/7 with my mom.  Meeeeeeeep 🙁

I wish I was Lady Gaga, she’s so crazy, and nobody judges her.  Smerph.   i think that when I turn 12 this year, I will finally be able to stay home alone… Now this is the part where I post pictures because I am too lazy to write, accoriding to the one person that reads these posts.

A picture she took with my phone xD.

A random photo from a couple of months ago because I couldn’t find a double chin photo 🙁

A random picture of beer

A lopsided picture of ThucLam

Hi, My name is ThucDan, and I am  RICH SPOILED BRAT.  One of the people who will be reading this will think the brat part is true(you know who you are, yes, I’m talking to you).

So my new school is totally super awesome, I  get to have an iPad and other cool stuff.  I got into the Pre-Algebra math class!  There are 3 math classes, 7th grade math(for the lower brained people)Pre-Algebra (for the upper brained people) and algebra, (for the super brainy people that are much better than the rest of us because they are smarter and that makes me really mad because it isn’t fair that we judge each other by the math class that we are in and that makes me really mad).

There is a really pretty science lab with test tube thingys(beakers) and sinks and everything!They teachers are really nice and so are the sudents.  7th and 8th graders get top lockers and so we tower above the little 6th graders.  We also get to sit on the bleachers at every assembly.  So yeah, 7th graders are cool.

I stay in the after school program and there is a little 3rd grade that is really clingy to me and my friend(my best friend and me just happen to both go to the after school, her name is Embrey, I also have another friend and her name is Jenny but she doesn’t go to after school)

The other day, the little girl was with us and then me and my friend were talking to other people, then, the little girl wispered:are they cool?

Hello!  My name is ThucDan and I don’t like BANANAS, MUA HA HA. THEY’RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BE CAREFUL.  Anyway, I’m doing an extra long post cause I haven’t blogged in a long time.  Oops, I wrote 2 words in the same sentence.  How do I have a blog again?

So I was in Ohio after the last post and I suffered though lots of abuse from a chicken nugget.  Don’t ask.  Also, when we got to Tennessee for the Smoky Mountains trip, I mostly hung out upstairs with the “Virginia” people.  If you want to know, People From Florida are called the Florida People, people from New Jersey are called the New Jersey People and so on.  Anyway, the hike on the trip was TERRIBLE.  OUT OF ALL THE TRIPS I HAVE EVER BEEN ON, I WANT TO KILL THE PERSON THAT THOUGHT OF THE HIKING IDEA!!  But I guess we all need some type of adventure.

That night was the Fourth of July so we were going to watch fireworks.  Sadly, the person who thought of the hiking idea probably also got us lost.  So we ended up going to a small little amusement park.  We kinda got to see fireworks through a bunch of tress.  But I guess that was fine.

The next day was much more delightful, we all went boating and some of the Virginia People has to stay back because of phobias and sickness.  It was very peaceful there were some rafts and they tipped over a couple of times, but I won’t tell you that because you probably already know what happened.  That was also the best night of the entire trip.  We made s’mores and did the chubby bunny challenge we being Phi Vincent Tien Kim And Me.  I got forth place out of  five.  Vincent ended up winning with 5 marshmallows.  We also told host stories, I busted one of them and yeah. That’s the smoky mountains trip:3

Hi, my name is ThucDan I am 11 years old and I want to go to Ohio.

So yesterday I was going to go to Ohio, sadly, I was sent home by the people at the desk. Let’s start from the beginning.

My dad works at American Airlines, which means I get stand by passes, which also means that on the plane, if there are empty seats on the plane, then I can get that seat.  I was going alone to the plane, so when i got to the ticket desk thingy, they were like, how old are you?  And I’m I was sent home and I was sad, and sad again.

Now I will tell you about Cancun.  There was a beach and it was really fun, get this, there. were. beds.  I KNOW, SICK, RIGHT?

I GOT TO EAT YUMMY CHURROS AND TACOS, OH, AND ICE CREAM.  I know, my life is full of food. =D

Hello, my name is ThucDan, Im 11 years old, also, I don’t like to drink milk. It’s true.  Everybody else likes it but me!

So yeah, i went camping.  It was awesome.  There was Vietnamese food and everything, also, we got to play in the playground and there was soda for us to drink!  Yes, it was also quiet a drag, for example, we can’t shower!  Lucky for me, my friend had dry shampoo I could use so it wasn’t that  bad.  Another downside was that… JUST KIDDING! THERE WAS NO DOWNSIDE.  So yeah, it was really awesome!

Remember a couple posts ago when there was a girl that was unnamed for her own protection? Well you can obviously don’t like her, yet my best friend is her old best friend, now, i don’t know why but she keep hanging out with us and its annoying, because she knows that I don’t like her.  YES, I KNOW IM A DRAMA QUEEN.

At school, Im taking a state test called the AzMERIT , it used to be called the AIMS last year but they changed it.  So far, though, I think I nailed it.  Cause im so smart!(my uncle would not approve)

At my school, we are doing a class vote for the school yearbook, for most friendliest, they all put me!!!!  IM GOING TO BE IN THE YEAR BOOK CLASS FAVORITE.  Thats all I have to say! GOOD BYE!

In my fantasy, I live in a world where everybody understand how others lives are just as cruddy as yours.  But instead, we have people who think their lives are really bad, then, they look at a hobo and say that the hobo’s life is better(as if).  In my fantasy, there would be no negative people just happy friendly and good people.  But instead, we have negative people who criticizes at slightest mistake.  In my fantasy, we would have people who wouldn’t say your bad at anything, they would say, keep trying.  But in stead, we have people who look at you and say, you’ll never make it.

This was not just my fantasy and my post, this was a lesson.  See?  ThucDan can be super wise.

My name is ThucDan, I am 11 years old and I am the Easter Bunny.  No.  Im serious.  I give chocolate bunnies to the little unsuspecting kids that think Santa Clause lives in the north pole.  Even though everybody knows that he lives in Khang’s basement.

Anyway, today was the science fair and I entered.  Why?  Cause Im awesome, duh.  All of my best friends were in my group and we started and it turned out really awesome! My group was quiet and focused while we did it, so when everybody else was loud and wasn’t allowed to work anymore the teacher let us keep working.  Let me point out that my math teacher was also my science teacher, and so I was his favorite 8)  (HE SAID ALRIGHT? IM NOT BRAGGING THANK YOU VERY MUCH)  He said that if anyone in his science class got 1st place, they would be his new favorite!  Oh course, that motivated me and I kept at it.  While everybody else completely  missed the idea on how to do it.  My group totally got and we were pretty proud in the end.  One group didn’t have a question and spent all of their time decorating their poster and making a useless lava lamp.  Another group did pretty well but I still think my group was better.  The last group didn’t even come up with a question until the day before it was due.  I haven’t gotten the results yet but I don’t think I would win anyway.  We were up against HIGH SCHOOLERS which is crazy cause some kids are not up to compete against high schoolers.  Bye from the Easter Bunny!

Hello, my name is ThucDan, I am 11 years old and I am a surreal killer.  HA, you believed me,  heh heh, Im crazy 🙂  I am offended right now, this girl in my class (that shall be unnamed for her own protection) called me Chinese.  Heres what happened: We went to math class and we all learned about equations and expressions,  well, I already learned all about that from my amazing uncle (just thought I’d mention that :))  and so I got all the answers correct.  So the teacher complimented me and the girl that shall be unnamed for her own protection said,  She smart because she’s Chinese!  I’m usually ok when somebody says something like that but this time, I’ve already told the class a couple of hundreds times that I am not Chinese.   Then, the same day, in history class, We were learning about China (worst. lesson. ever.) Then, we came to a stop, trying to find out how to pronounce a Chinese name.  Of course, Everybody had to make a big deal out of it.  So somebody asked the teacher and he said, Sorry guys, I’m not Chinese so I wouldn’t know.  As soon as those words left his mouth, I knew for a fact that someone had to speak up.  The girl that shall be unnamed for her own protection looked at me and said, ThucDan, you’re Chinese, how do you say it.  Then somebody that I will call stupid said, She’s not Chinese, she’s Asian!  How am I friends with these people!  The world may never know 🙂