So the last time I posted was december next year, which is quite unfortunate, but I’m busy so I hope you understand my 2 readers. Also I forgot how to add color so welcome to my first post in black because I write in the color of my soul and heart.
Hi, my name is ThucDan and I’m 13, which makes me the youngest person in my school. I started high school two months ago and now I want to murder everyone so don’t put me on edge or I will roll my eyes and sigh as I listen to your annoying voice drone on about what I did wrong, even though I really didn’t and you’re just being a donkey about it. I shall now move on.
I’m going to start with a life update although I have no idea why any of you would want to know. I’m on the swim team, it’s great, except when the coach makes us swim 24 laps in a row, or makes us swim a whole lap without taking a single breath, or when people look at me in disgust when they see how tan I am, I know I’m tan, now if you don’t mind please walk off the edge of a cliff 200 meters above the ground you racist dog.
I’m doing fine in school, it’s honestly much easier than the elementary school I went to, the workload is very small and I barely get homework at night, except for that one time when I was assigned a 5 page essay due at 11:59, and turned it in at 11:42 but didn’t go to sleep until 1:30 because I had to finish my five math problems that took forever to do. And I can’t forget about me getting a 98 on a Scripture test and having someone tell me that it doesn’t matter because math and english are much more important, which is basically equivalent to telling me I could’ve gotten an F on that test and it wouldn’t have mattered because, you know, math and english are much more important. Because if that was correct, then I could get F’s on all my tests, fail the course, retake it next year, realize that I need 4 credits of Theology, and then just drop out when I turn 16 because I need 4 credits to graduate, but don’t forget that you were the one that said one subject is any more important than the other.
So I guess I can talk about my trip to the Bahama’s, solely because of the fact there is a prize, that will indefinitely go to Nam and ThucLam because they are the superstar writers, not that I’m mad, because they really are, but I will hold back from saying any further because what I may say would probably not be appropriate for my catholic hands to write, nor would it be appropriate for your catholic eyes to read.
It was fun of course, except when I came home everyone gawked at me because, wow! I got tan! well I don’t know maybe I spent time at the beach, which, by the way, is completely shrouded in sun, which, gasp! makes you tan. But please, by all means go to the beach and let me look at you and ask you, why are you so tan? What would your, most logical answer be?
The food was also great, we had these fried fish things which were also great, until I digested them and had people tell me I was fat, I need to run more, and my personal favorite, stop eating. But PLEASE enjoy yourself when your comments finally get to me and I die of anorexia. 🙂
The resort was very beautiful, my favorite part was the aquarium, it was fun, the pools and slides were also really fun and Khang and I went on one of them several times. The sea water was clear and blue. I loved it so much, I bought a SHOT GLASS from the gift shop, because I have depression and so I drink my problems.
So yeah, that was my post, I must admit it was a little rude but that was so much better than writing in my journal. Feel free to leave a comment about how prude this was, or whatever, don’t, I don’t really care.
ps. I really did have a lot of fun, but I’m a teenager now, so consider this post just me making sure you remember that teenagers are big, bad people, who will stop at no cost to cause you trouble, this how we’re SUPPOSED to act, just me, living up, to your expectations 🙂