A Would You Rather Test From Me (Meant For Boys So It Won’t Wirk Out With Girls)

1.Would you rather be the popular at school or have 1,000 dollars.

2.Would you rather join ballet or be the least popular one at school.

3.Would you rather have a friend “spill the beans” or be the loner.

IF YOU BE POPULAR,JOIN BALLET,AND “SPILL THE BEANS” YOU ARE THE NORMAL ONE.

IF YOU GET 1,000 DOLLARS,BE LEAST POPULAR,AND BE LONER,YOU ARE THE SELFISH ONE.

IF YOU CHOOSE 1,000 DOLLARS,JOIN BALLET,AND HAVE “SPILLED BEANS” YOU ARE THE WISHFUL ONE.

If you choose popular and loner,I can’t let you do that. That also counts with popular and least popular.

Choir

This year I figure that I’m joining choir. Not because it has privileges……But they kind of do because practice is during recess and it is SUPER hot. You might think “Choir kids NEVER get recess?”. That’s not true. We practice during recess on Tuesdays and Thursdays. On Wensdays,we practice after school.

HELP!!!!!

Hi. I am a happy meal box from McDonalds. I escaped McDonalds because I don’t wanna be eaten. I found this iPad,hacked in,and wrote on this blog in chance of escape. McDonalds sent people to hunt me down. Find me in a bush and save me!!!!!!

Oh no! Someone’s coming!!!!!! Gotta run!!!!

The School

Hi…..so I figure that you want to hear about my school. Well my school has iPads. I’m in third grade. The school used to go up to sixth grade but it changed and went down to fourth grade. The older kids get better privileges. I think it’s because they think older kids have better control. Third grade only has 1 privilege and that’s joining choir. I don’t know if I’m going to sign up. Fourth grade gets to be safety patrol and orchestra. I figure I’m going to join safety patrol. But that’s only going to happen in one year. I think I should write about my teacher and history of the school in the next post…..

Comics 4

Harry wanted to go home. It had been a week since he had seen his family. He was always eating fruit because meat was always eaten by predators,predators were too strong for him to kill,or prey was always escaping, he also disliked the fact that most berrys were poisonous. He had eaten one before and was lucky to survive. He never wanted to have the berry feeling again so he had to eat strawberries. But he hated strawberries. So life was hard for him. The only entertainment he had was watching monkeys eat bananas. One day he couldn’t take it anymore. He yelled “WHY IS MOTHER NATURE SO UNFAIR?!??TODAY I WILL GET OFF THIS ISLAND!!!!!I WILL PROVE LIFE IS HARD!!!!” He spent 3 months building a really big ship. But Harry isn’t the smartest person in the world.  In fact,he failed grades 2,4,and 5. He left and noticed he couldn’t move since he forgot the paddles and sail. He had a steering wheel but that could only make the ship turn. He jumped in the ocean and tried to swim away but he only knew how to doggy paddle. He swam home and saw a zombie. “NOOO ZOMBIES ARE INVADING!” Screamed Harry. He attacked the zombie. The zombie said “What’s your problem?! It’s Halloween!”. “Oh.” Harry said. “And you scream like a girl.” The zombie said. Then Harry saw a real live zombie. “I was right! And you were wrong!” Harry sang.

The End