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The Truth About Cows

BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!  I LEARNED THAT COWS ARE WORKING WITH THE APPLES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW FARMERS MUST RELEASE ALL THEIR COWS WAIT NO! KEEP THEM THERE AND IMPRISON THEM SO THEY DONT RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY SEND MILK TO MAKE PEOPLE BRAINWASHED AND MAKE THEM JOIN THEM!!!!!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!! >: (


Truth About Apples

Hi. Today I learned the terrible truth! THE TRUTH IS………APPLES ARE EVIL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proof is that apples make me cough and hurt my lips. AND THEY ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! THEY SHALL HYPNOTIZE ADULTS IN TO MAKING CHILDREN EAT APPLES!!! THEY WILL RELEASE APPLE BOMBS AROUND THE EARTH!!! THE WILL MAKE HUMANS KNEEL BEFORE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO NO LONGER EAT YOUR APPLES!!!! OR THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD AND TURN YOU IN TO AN APPLE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!

Mr. Bunny Says “I Like Tuuuuuuuurtles

Hi I am Mr.Bunny. So today we must talk. About how much you are inside. JUST KIDDING MR.BUNNY DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU FELL FOR IT!!!!!!! :D. So um down to work. I will discuss me at my friend’s house. So when I got there we just played games so then when it was 30 minutes until I left,we went outside. Me and Dylan

(My friend) ,saw some teens in the forest. Dylan said they were bad kids and he told

his dad. I said “How do you know they’re bad?”. He said “BECAUSE I KNOW!!!!!!!”.

So we got spy gear and nerf guns and headed out with Dylan’s dad and it turns out that the teens were just having a assignment to study endangered bats so they set up a net.

So that was the special event of my day.


The Wedding

Hi. Um so uhhhhhhhh……….so ummm I don’t know what to write so um wait I think I know. So I should write about the wedding. Um so the food took rally long and I was wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with buttons,a black pair of pants, and a vest. The food was pretty good so then after a while we went outside of the restaurant and me and Ryan had to get TL when she ran away and stole TD’s flower crown. So that’s really all if I was to only add the important stuff…..

Part 2 of The Camping Trip

Hi again. So back to work. We left of with going home but there was more to the day. So at night we went to a carnival and me,Vinh,and Khang went on Go Karts. So then me and Vinh played golf and no one knows who won because it was a “just for fun game” as Vinh said. And then we saw fireworks and went home. This night Vinh didn’t sleep with us. Next morning after breakfast I went to go wake Vinh up but the TV was on and Vinh was asleep so he woke up later. He ate breakfast and we watched TV for about 30 minutes. We played games and heard that we were gonna go boat riding. So it was a long trip there and so we got there and rented a boat. 2 really. And 2 rafts. 1 for each boat. So got on a boat with Vinh,Khang,Bien,TQ,(I Think),and TL (I Think). So then the other boat had a bathroom and that sounds disgusting because it makes me think like I’m pooping down on the fish who are trying to avoid it. But I didn’t need to go anyway. So then we had a bathroom break and we parked the boats right next to each other. So I was forced to go on a raft with Khang and dad. While we were on I saw a rock and begged for it not to be a shark. I kept saying”WE ARE GONNA  DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” over and over. Khang kept scratching a wound a got from hiking with his foot. I was about to fall off but Khang grabbed me in time. I got off first chance I got. Khang stayed on and TQ took my place. I noticed a bag of shrimp chips and I only a ate a few until I heard screaming. It was Khang,TQ ,and dad. The raft has flipped over. Khang somehow made his glasses stay on the whole time. So then many things happened and most were just people just flipping off their rafts. So we went back and I saw this ice cream place that said free ice cream if you rent a boat. So we all got ice cream. We went home later. We played games and ate s’mores. Then we told scary stories. Then we went to sleep. Next day we went home and played game a bunch in the car. Well that was the end of the trip. Um I don’t know how to wrap this up so I’ll say bye…….


Me in Tennessee (Again)

Hi. So……I’m gonna start writing about the trip wand it’s the thing you’ve been waiting for the last couple days. So time for work. So I was in the car that TL and Vinh AKA my uncle. At first I didn’t know what made him my uncle since he is a year younger than me but TD told me. We stopped at Skyline Chili to eat. We got to Tennessee after a couple hours and got so bored we started doing the oldest thing I could think of and it’s riddles. Yes we got lost and stuck. When we arrived everyone else was already there  and also SAD FACE. So there we were,having all the kids ask us “Why did you get here so late?”. So we ate and played games and went to sleep. We (Me,Khang,and Vinh) slept in a bunk bed. And who slept at the top?????? No one. All our parents were too afraid that we would fall off. Next day we went hiking and it was my least favorite part of the trip mostly because I got wet because of the rain and waterfall. As a bonus of pain,I fell and started bleeding. So we went home later. To be continued because I’m to tired to write and tired might be spelled wrong.


Turtle

🙄 Hi. I am Turtle or whatever you want to call me. Anyway down to work. I was brought het to you from Nam. So he told me some things to tell you. 1.Nam  did NOT choose his user name. 2. I have nothing else to tell you. 3. You can stop reading because I’m not writing anything useful. 4. Stop reading. 5. These are NAM’S orders.