For the Kids: One time this Vietnamese girl who keeps hitting on me told me happy Lunar New Year. I already knew about it from my Chinese friend (I told him to shut the hell up) so I was vaguely aware of the event. Except I stared at her blankly for a good ten seconds thinking “Do Vietnamese people celebrate this too?” And eventually she awkwardly turned away before I said anything and I felt pretty dumb.
For the Adults: Oh boy I sure love my family they’re so great I’m foaming at the mouth just talking about them. By the way, I’m planning on being a doctor.