Yesterday I went to the park and there were a bunch of shirtless guys doing community service and they tried to run me over with their car. Then my friends and I played basketball except they suck. One is overweight and the other is probably anorexic, and they started gasping for air after about two minutes. Afterwards we headed off to pick up some badminton equipment and grab a bike and a scooter. The one guy has badminton equipment at his house. He told me that he played badminton so I thought he was good but he can’t even serve without missing five times in a row and trying to say that missing serves shouldn’t give me a point. The guy is impossibly unathletic, I mean probably even ThucQuyen is more athletic than him. It’s just sad. He says he works out but I doubt it. Anyway he got an electric bike from his garage. It was super tiny and looked like it was fit for a toddler. He gave the anorexic kid an electric scooter but we couldn’t figure it out. Eventually he did but he didn’t know how to control the speed and nearly ran us over. We headed to Walgreens after and the fake badminton player said that someone needed to watch over the bikes. I highly doubted our bikes would be stolen in under two minutes but I said sure and offered to watch over them. I didn’t want anything so I thought that made sense but the fake badminton player was really insistent about it, probably because he’s afraid to talk to the cashier. He claims to have a job as a waiter but how can you serve tables if you can’t even talk to the cashier? So we left the faker outside and the anorexic kid and I went inside. I gave him ten dollars to use on whatever because I needed to pay him back for a game he bought me. He bought two packs of raisin cookies which is pretty disgusting but I don’t judge. At the cash register I said that we should buy something for the faker so the anorexic kid ran around the entire store for about a minute trying to find something. The whole time I was awkwardly standing with the cashier and when the kid finally came back he was empty-handed and said he couldn’t find anything. So I picked up a box of white tic tacs. Then when we gave the tic tacs to the faker he said he didn’t want them. So the anorexic kid ate them. We went back to the park and played badminton except it was actually a volleyball court and I got sand in my shoes and it was hard to run around. And as you might expect the two are unathletic at every sport and sucked really bad at badminton. The first ten minutes was watching them try to hit it over the net. After that the chain came off my back and we had to yank it out and it got my hands really dirty. We were supposed to go to the park today too but the faker said that his mom took away his bike (95% sure this is a lie) and that his throat hurts (100% sure this is a lie.) I’m sure the real reason is that either his parents won’t let him go or he’s too afraid to bike five minutes to the park. And the other new kid that we invited said he wasn’t gonna come then he said he would then he said he couldn’t then he said he’ll think about it and then he stopped responding to our texts. So it was just me and the anorexic kid but I didn’t really feel like going with just him because it would be boring so I said I wasn’t coming.