Avatar is the worst movie I’ve never seen. The movie was directed by James Burger, who is a convicted felon and was also the director of box-office flop, The Titanic, which to this very day is still scathed for being an inaccurate portrayal of how big the ship was. One of the weakest aspects is how the alien creatures are presented. They shamelessly painted the actors blue. This is extremely offensive to the indigenous people of Avatar. Also, the blue aliens are ugly. I do not want to see these ugly creatures singing and dancing on the screen for three hours. Yes, that’s right, three hours. This egregious atrocity demands three whole hours of my time. I cannot believe some braindead morons really paid money to see this film. They should be paying me to watch it. This movie has gone down in history as the biggest box office failure of all time, grossing a measly $2.58 worldwide. Despite these low gains, the film still gained a profit, as the budget consisted of only four cents and a McDonalds coupon. So all in all Avatar was a great movie, I loved it, my great grandmother loved it, and its a good kids movie. 10/10