Bolleyball

We’ve been going through our volleyball unit which is the only time of the year that the girls aren’t whining and refusing to play. One time I took a volleyball to practice serving with my classmate and within a minute all the girls had swarmed us like a pack of piranhas demanding I hand it over. Most of my volleyball knowledge comes from that one show that I haven’t watched, so I don’t know all the volleyball positions like liberal and republican. Not that it mattered where I was playing because my teammates were a bunch of buffoons anyway. I don’t know anything about volleyball and even I can tell that their form is god awful. They all keep setting with one hand and this bum even smacked the ball into my face while trying to hit it over the net. The other team was just as uncivilized and nobody kept the score; the match eventually devolved into the guys seeing how far they could smack the ball past the net. Typically there’d be a least a single girl on the team barking orders and being really finicky about us being in the right positions and rotating correctly. I thought it was annoying then but now I do miss it. All of the girls quarantined themselves to the other half of the gym where they held a professional game. I don’t blame them. I’m not sure if I lost or won the first game because it was total anarchy but I’m fairly certain I won the second game. I didn’t do much. This same guy kept serving for our team with a fifty percent success rate. Then again, the other team was trash as well.

In business foundations my teacher really hates Mark Zuckerberg. He has what he calls the Zuck Tracker and each week he watches the Zuck’s net worth fall. Our class is more like a current events class because rarely do we ever learn from the book (he says it’s outdated in today’s technological age). Most of the time our teacher just shows us whatever is happening currently. For whatever reason he really likes AI and claims it will be the way of the future. When the Zuck dropped a trailer for his latest illegitimate child, Meta, which I suppose is some sort of successor to Facebook, my teacher wanted us to analyze it and how it could impact the business landscape. People say that Mark Zuckerberg is secretly a robot or a lizard. It’s a joke I never really understood until watching the Meta trailer. The Zuck seems more like a reanimated corpse than anything, and I think it would be wise to keep the Zuck far away from any promotional material from here on out. Anyway, I thought Meta was a neat idea, though it doesn’t seem consumer ready at all. When my teacher asked for opinions on Meta, instead of giving insight on Meta itself, everyone just went off on how much they hate Mark Zuckerberg, a sentiment I didn’t realize so many people had. They say he’s super creepy, and I do admit he looks and acts like the kind of guy to try to suck on your toes when you’re not looking.

On an unrelated note Roblock is giving out free burritos