Yesterday I was chilling in band class when these two people came in carrying a yard stick and poking peoples’ eyes out with it. Everyone was screaming and they probably would have been crying too if they still had their eyes. Anyhow they singled out this one girl who sat in front of me and poked both of her eyes out. Then they poked my eyes out as well as the people next to me, muttering something about how we could all be infected. Apparently that girl had contracted a terrible case of COVID-19, better known as malaria, which is a fatal genetic disease that is spread by people coming into contact with each other. To prevent this they dragged the girl away into the school dungeon where it’s rumored that they will cut off your toes and make a stew with it. She was begging for mercy but to no avail. With one swift movement they snapped her neck and dragged her lifeless body down into the dungeons. She was never seen again.
Of course this started quite a buzz in the room and my fellow trumpet players were saying that we might have to quarantine as well since we were sitting so close to her. Which isn’t good because I have testing coming up. The two ladies came back still holding that yard stick and she poked us and made us move our chairs farther away from each other. I guess she must have poked a little too hard because one kid starting gushing out blood from his mouth and his guts started spilling out so they took him away as well.
The next day during French class the two ladies returned still holding the yard stick as if she had went to sleep with that thing still in hand. The infected girl had been sitting about two columns away from me and the ladies were suggesting that everyone that had been sitting around the girl should be quarantined. They poked out a few more eyes with the yard stick and left. Fun fact, did you know if your eyes get gouged out you can just pop them right back in? It’ll probably hurt a lot and you’ll be screeching in pain and someone else would probably have to hold you down while another shoves it back in. There’s even a special bed that doctors use called the restrainer which makes sure you don’t shake around too much. They use a special tool that I don’t know the name of. But it operates like a push pop. And they use it to shove it back in.
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So yeah that’s the story of how I died from malaria. Each like on this blog equals one prayer for me in heaven. Let’s see if we can reach ten likes on this video. so guys, I hope dyou enjoued my blog. don’t bother repsonging because you’re opinin is wrong and you’re just a hater. sayonara!