So a few days ago I was cruising down on main street because I was going to south Caronlina except I did not want to go to South Carolina. I thought it’d be a short two day trip but the ride was twelve hours long and it was hot and I was sitting in between two people I didn’t know. Nobody bothered to tell me anything probably because they knew I wouldn’t like it which begs the question as to why I was being brought along if they were fully aware I would not like it. There were a bunch of annoying little kids in the back with high pitched voices and they were constantly shrieking and squealing and it was very irritating. I couldn’t fall asleep because I was in the middle meaning I couldn’t lean to my left or right. The seat in front of me was too close for me to rest my head on and my seat was leaned back far enough to sleep on. The entire first day I didn’t eat anything except for five cookies and I drank nothing but a water bottle. After five years of sitting in the van bored and sweaty and tired but too tired to fall asleep, we arrived at the condo and I fell asleep on a chair.
Day two: we went to the beach, I fell asleep on a chair, I woke up and ate candy and drank soda, I buried my soda can in the sand with just the hole sticking out so I could throw my candy wrappers in, I forgot about it, and then I got fined for littering. By the way I cut my hand on the chair which was rusty so I think I have tetanus now. Afterwards we went back to the condo and did nothing at all until I went to sleep. i didn’t have anything to do. For dinner (i skipped lunch) i had to eat rice with meat that was too chewy. Then I sat on the floor until I had to go to sleep.
Also mini rant: stop giving children ipads. Stop giving your four month old child the newest and most expensive iphone. I hate children. I hate children who play roblocks all day. I hate roblocks. I hate children that spend all day staring an their ipads. And you’re probably going bUt naM yoU UsE yoUr pHonE aS wEll and to that I say yes, I do, however I don’t do anything else because it’s boring. I don’t want to go anywhere with anyone because they are a boring person and I do not enjoy talking to them. They drag me along to what they think is fun, which happens to just be walking around town with no clear goal. I hate boring people, because as you all know I am the most interesting person on this planet. Children who play roblocks are boring.
Anyway the next day we walked around this town by the beach with no clear goal. Nothing came out of it, and I had to stand around for an hour until we could head back. Then I had to go fishing where I pricked my finger on the hook and I had to go clean it in the sink except it’s the same sink you use to clean fish so I’m probably infected with some horrible disease. We caught four fish but we gave one away and the rest were tiny. I forgot to mention, for lunch I had popeyes and it tasted good but I wanted to hurl at the same time because it was a lot more greasy than I expected. Then I ate twenty ice cream sandwhiches and sat around for about four hours until I went to bed.
Day three: we piled back into the car and went to Alex’s house and we ate somewhere. I think we exchanged about two words the entire time. Alena or maybe elena or however you spell it was there was well but she completely stonewalled me which kind of stung but thats the way the cookie crumbles I guess. After that I had to endure another trip back to Ohio.
During my trip I had envisioned a grander, more detailed blog. But out of all my vacation blogs so far I think this one is the shortest, and that’s because it was boring as hell. I left out a lot of extra details because they weren’t really that interesting. At several points I wished that the car would flip over and crash into a ditch so at least one interesting thing would happen. I contemplated running away a few times but we were about nine hours in at that point and it’d take three days to make it back on foot. I usually say that all my vacations are terrible and boring and awful but I don’t really mean that. Except for this one. This one sucked major doo doo.
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