A few of my earliest memories was of me waiting for summer to come so my cousins would come over. Khang and TD would do random things and I would waddle along after them as if I were actually a part of the group. I used to really look up to those two, but now that I’m older with a mind of my own, I realize that they are both lazy potatoes, though I’m no different. One of my favorite things to do back then was bully TL, and it is a hobby of mine that I still continue today, though for different reasons. Back then, I made fun of TL because it was funny and then she cried and it became hilarious. Now it’s because Tl brings up some painful memories of my elementary life. You may not believe me now, but you will someday look back on how you acted in elementary and regret everything. TL and TQ act so much like my childish eight-year old self that it is not funny, just sad. The way TQ watches obnoxious Youtube videos or the way TL acts in a social setting is just too much to bear, simply because I used to act the exact same way. As for why I bully Khoi, that’s because he’s an narcissistic pretentious condescending asinine credulous naive is because we do not value the same principles. I’ll be the first to admit that I was an annoying brat when I was younger, but I really don’t think I was this bad. People say that being young is an excuse for being a bad person, but I think that only really applies to kids five and under. Everyone above that may not have a completely clear vision of morals and ethics, but they know when they’re doing something wrong. Who knows, though. I don’t actually know what Khoi’s age is, so he could be three for all I know. He certainly acts like it. Khoi does have one redeeming quality, and that would be his interest in technology. It’s a good thing to like something useful at a young age. I would know; I only really cared about Roblox and Minecraft when I was eight (I think that’s how old Khoi is). However, he’s really ostentatious about it, and it just ends up being a bad quality. As for Vien, she acts like an egirl-in-training. My other cousins will describe it as “sassy” and “cute”, but this is really what I think. I don’t really have anything against her, but as she sides with Khoi most of the time, she’s just collateral damage when I go on my bullying crusades. Last is Angel, who I have only met twice but will be included in this list because I need a higher word count. To be completely honest, I had no good reason to make fun of her, other than to inflate my ego. I was immature back then, and I guess a little girl who hardly spoke English was in easy target in my eyes. When I met her recently, she seemed a lot more quieter and reserved. She’s probably traumatized.
Now for the grand finale: Who is the most greatest cousin?
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