a road trip, some dead bodies, and a slew of invective pt 1

I got out of bed, took a shower, and headed downstairs. Some people were already waiting, and we all headed out to somewhere. Just like the last location, there was a giant group of tour guides trying to get some gullible tourists to go on one of their tours. Unfortunately, we were the gullible tourists. After everyone piled into the two vans, we drove off to our destination. It was a church. Not a regular church. I run down church. It’s already bad enough that I have to go to church outside of vacation. I don’t see why I have to go to church during vacation. The church was built into the side of a cliff, so one side of the wall was just rock. It was all pretty boring, so I started teasing Khoi, or as the adults would call it, sexually harassing a poor young innocent boy for absolutely no good reason and also murdering his family and everyone he loves. I told him a story about Bigfoot, and that’s when I learned he gets scared easily. Imagine how he would act if he saw some dead bodies.

After the church was some random picture-taking spot on the side of a cliff, and after that was the catacombs. I wasn’t allowed to take any pictures, which was understandable but lame nonetheless. It was a pretty eerie walk with a bunch of corpses lining the walls, as if they were staring into your soul. After a while though, things got pretty dull. There’s only so much fun you can have staring at the deceased. Actually, I don’t think you’re supposed to have fun looking at dead babies. As we were getting back into the vans, Khoi tried to take TQ’s  spot in the back of the car, with the rest of the cool kids. I told Khoi that this was a fool-free zone, and he should clear out. After a lot of nagging, Khoi left and TQ went into her rightful seat.

Throughout the car ride, I said jokes at Khoi’s expense. I probably would’ve teased him more if I hadn’t run out of insults. In retrospect, I probably should not have done that, because it probably caused the next incident. However, the past is the past, and I can’t do anything about it know. As we were all exiting the vans at a town, Khoi said something. Then TL said something back. This is probably when Khoi snapped. I heard some screeching, and when I turned around, I saw Khoi throwing a hissy fit. I won’t write what he said here because he said some big boy words that are not okay for this family friendly website. He also kicked me, though it didn’t hurt in the slightest. Khoi’s father had to drag him away. And that’s where the first part ends, because I’m too lazy to continue writing.