If you are not an absolute fool, you should know the history of humanity. Everyone knows that Albert Einstein created the English language and also wrote the Bible in English. You may also know that Albert Einstein’s real name is Chris. This is how Christianity was created. Albert Einstein was making up more English words when the dinosaurs attacked. Einstein had to leave his work and defend against them. These were called the Crusades. But then, after the wars, Albert Einstein got married to Elsa Einstein. This was also her name before they got married. These two had a child. His name was Christopher Columbus. At this time, everyone stopped reading the Bible and thought the earth was flat. Columbus had obtain the secret knowledge from Albert Einstein, so he knew the earth is actually square shaped. To prove that the earth was a square, he told the Canadian king that he would go to Asia. Columbus was not able to find Asia because he didn’t obtain the secret knowledge from Albert Einstein. Columbus did not want to go back to Canada empty-handed, so he invented North America and tricked everyone into thinking it was Asia. The creation of North America lead to more people beginning to speak American. American was too hard though, so they reverted back to English. This lead to the creation of England.
In conclusion, I’d like to add one more thing. Fools do not know how England was invented. However, even bigger fools think that pronunciation is pronounced pro-nounce-ee-a-shun. It is actually pronounced exactly like it’s spelled. Search it up; I’m right.