if i write down the name, the person im writing about will be really offended. So I’ll refer to the person as Oof. Oof is a dunce. Oof waters artificial plants. Oof pushes on pull doors. Oof asks for extra bread on their burger. My point is, Oof is not very smart. as someone I once knew said, “it’s hard to argue with a genius, but it is impossible to argue with an idiot.” Oof is one of those idiots. if you make a valid point while talking to Oof, Oof will simply say, “Shut up.” Then Oof wonders why I don’t talk to Oof. Do not expect Oof to help you in any way. If Oof is reading this, Oof has probably figured out that they are Oof, and are very angry because they are Oof. And Oof has not figured it out, then Oof is obviously not very smart. Oof is very easily annoyed. Yes, I am also easily annoyed, but Oof takes it to another level. One second you are sitting in bed, and the next Oof is saying things I will not write, since this is a kid-friendly blog. If you simply look at Oof, Oof is saying stuff like [curse] and [curse]. Oof is not smart nor nice. But is Oof at least social smart? Of course Oof is. I’d write why Oof is so socially active, but that would give too many clues of who oof is. The rest of this blog is dedicated to making this 300 words.
Cat on mat eating bat so it’s fat but rat eat cat.
Oof is unable to speak proper english. I think ive made it too obvious who Oof is, but it doesn’t really matter anymore. This blog is now three hundred words long. Good night everyone.