Just kidding. Sorry for the misleading title. My editor came up with that one. He called it “cool”. (Editor’s Note: Nam Is feeding you lies right now.) I have like, one or two readers and zero fans. My own mother does not read this blog. When your mom gives up on you, you’ve pretty much lost all hope. But I can try, can’t I.
SO COME ON OVER AND READ MY RECENT POSTS, BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE JUST READ MY TOP POST AND LEAVE, EVEN THOUGH I SOMETIMES POST MORE THAN ONCE IN A DAY! 🙂
Is it sad that I have to advertise my blogs IN MY BLOGS? THIS SUCKS! THIS ABSOLUTELY SUCKS! WHY DO I EVEN WRITE! DOES ANYONE EVEN READ- (Editor’s Note: We apologize for any inconvenience, because Nam needs anger management classes.)
Okay, Nam here, officially starting over. Hi there, single valued reader? Do you have nothing to read? Never fear, read my recent blogs, now under new management, because I’m just not stable enough anymore! I am now in charge of advertisements!
OTHER ITEMS FROM NAM BOB CO. (Editor’s Note: Bob is new official founder of Nam Co., which was then renamed Bob Co.)
The Bob Cookie: It can never be eaten! Trick your friends! The Bob Cookie: food that cannot even be eaten, so why would you buy it? A sweet TRICK!
Bob Brand Water: It is water! Only 12.99 a bottle! But with special strength enhancement nutrients! Note: Does not actually enhance abilities, just more expensive. It is totally real!
Bob Brand Fertilizer: This special cow manure will provide many nutrients for your plants! Bob Brand Fertilizer: It’s Total Garbage!
I could not make this up if I wanted to…
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