I guess I haven’t gotten around to writing my blog. As my ELA teacher would say, I procrastinate. This is the same person who did not tell us how to write until 3rd quarter.
When I went to the doctor’s office last Wednesday, the checked my height. The good news is that I grew four inches from last year. I’m 4’11 now, so I guess that makes me tall. The doctor said that I’m taller than 6 out of 10 kids my age, but if she met the kids at my school, she’d lose her job.
The doctor said I had to get three shots. Teachers are always talking about how much we’ve evolved, and how thankful we should be to have this technology, but I bet people in 20 years will also be saying that. I mean, it’s quite barbaric to shove a needle in my arm and call it “medicine”. It’s kind of like bloodletting from back then. The theory was that when you were sick, you had to let out the “bad blood” out. People would go to barbers and let out their blood. I think. Not sure how accurate this is. You know those red blue and white spirals on barber shops? I think the red stands for the blood, the white for the bandages, and the blue the tears.
I think the people in the past had the best food. They cooked some chicken and got some corn. They were set. Nowadays, people eat fried potatoes and “chicken” nuggets. I guess the present isn’t so bad, though. People are always saying, “You don’t wanna know how hot dogs are made!”, but I watched a video and it doesn’t seem too bad. The future food will probably suck. There might be apple juice in burger form and burgers in juice form. This round clearly goes to the past.