Bear Hunter Bob

Today I, Mr. Bob, will be hunting bears. I am trying to find one that is yellow, wears a red shirt, and is obsessed with honey. The bear lives in a place we call 1 Acre Forest, while animals call it the One Acre Woods. My gun is loaded with grass. Do not ask me why. The government did not want to pay for this mission. I am now approaching a tiger with stripes. It appears to be bouncing around with it’s tail.

“Good morning weird tiger.”

“My name is George.”

“Have you seen a yellow bear that is obsessed with honey?”

“My name is George, and I can bounce.”

“But where is the yellow bear?”

“That bear is obsessed with honey. The bear’s name is Rob.”

“Ok, but where is he?”

“In the One Acre Woods.”

“But where in the One Acre Woods?”

“My name is George.”

This tiger appears to be useless, so I must move on. I now find a boy. Let me ask him where the bear is.

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

“Have you seen a yellow bear?”

“My name is Harry.”

“Ok, but have you seen a yellow bear?”

“Yes.”

“Where?”

“Somewhere.”

“Are any of you smart here?”

“I’m smart.”

“What’s 1+1?”

“7,192,732.”

“You are wrong.”

“Nu-uh.”

So it’s confirmed, everyone here is stupid. I am now approaching a rabbit.

“Good day sir.”

“My name is Jerry.”

“Have you seen a yellow bear?”

“My name rhymes with Harry.”

“Have you seen a yellow bear?”

“Yes.”

“Where?”

“The yellow bear is ugly.”

“I don’t care, where is the yellow bear?”

“On your face.”

“Are you saying I’m ugly?”

“My name is Jerry.”

This rabbit was not to bright either, so I will continue the hunt elsewhere. I will now ask this owl where the yellow bear is.

“Have you seen a yellow bear?”

“Yes.”

“Where?”

“Over by that tree.”

“Ok thanks.”

“He is gone now.”

“So where is he?”

“I don’t know.”

“Do you now anyone else that lives here?”

“My name is Terry.”

This owl was slightly smarter than rest, but not by much. Then I see a yellow bear. I will ask the yellow bear where the yellow bear is.

“Do you know where the yellow bear is?”

“I think I do. Follow me.”

The yellow bear takes me to his house. Hopefully this is where the yellow bear is.

“So where is the yellow bear?”

“I saw him in my mirror.”

We both looked at the mirror. I see the yellow bear.

“But how will I get the yellow bear?”

“I do not know.”

“I will come back later when I figure it out.”

So I sat at a tree.Thinking and thinking. Then I realized something. Something only a genius could figure out. The yellow bear was the yellow bear! I ran back to the house and shot the bear with my grass gun.

“You are the yellow bear!”

“I am?”

“Yes.”

“Oh.”

“I’m smart, right?”

“Not really.”

“Why not? I figured it out!”

“What is 1+1?”

“7,192,732.”

“You’re dumb.”

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