hello my name is jill and i will be the host tonight. today we found nam nguyen in the wild and we will now interview him. “Mr. Nguyen do you have any comments about your life?”
“I ate a hotdog yesterday.”
“ok what do you want to do with you life?”
“i want to eat a hotdog.”
“have you ever killed man?”
“yes, with a spork.”
“why are you here?”
“to get my spork back.”
” is the man you attacked okay?”
“he is eating a cookie.”
“what fruit do you hate most?”
“apples, they want to rule the world.”
“where is your spork?”
“in a cookie.”
“did you use any other weapons to attack the man?”
” a spoon.”
“anything else?”
” I want a hotdog.”
“ok, can i have an autograph?”
“no.”
“may i see your spork?”
“no.”
“may i see your spoon?”
“ok.”
“you don’t have a spoon.”
“it is in the cookie. the cookie the man is eating.”
“is he choking?”
“no.”
“why isn’t he?”
“i gave him super powers.”
“i hear coughing and yelling from his area.”
“trust me, he isn’t choking.”
i am jill, ending this interview, because mr. nam nguyen is crazy.
i should do a post about this and i will