War. That’s what they said. It was the worst of times. A weekday. Recess time. It was indoor recess. I was playing Connect 4 as I always do. I think I’m addicted to Connect 4. Before I tell this story, I’m going to change the names of everyone because why not? So Captain Pizza came and said “You are now a pizza.” Then he stuck a Post-It Note on me. It had an odd looking pizza picture on it. Then Captain Pizza added “You are the Connect 4 Pizza.” Now this may seem small. But that didn’t mean nothing bad would happen. Then Bob asked Rob ” Do you like pizza or tacos?” Rob answered pizza, and he was in the club. Captain Pizza was hard at work, scribbling pizzas on Post-It Notes like he had just eaten a million pounds of sugar. Then I noticed that the club was just hating on tacos. Then Commander Taco, who was on the other side of the room, was saying stuff like ” Captain Pizza copied me,” and “I just made this club for fun.” Now we’re in the “confused” zone. This wasn’t right. That’s where it happened. The Pizza People declared war against the Talking Tacos. But after more classes, the drama was just swept under the blanket. Most people forgot about it. I forgot about it. Until the next day… Now I have to go to bed so bye. Just so you know, this is all true.