How to Live Life: Tips On How to Live Your Life

Have you ever wondered “Do I really have nothing to do with my life?” Well here is how you live life to the least. The greatest tips are here.   1. Get up really early to play some video games. 2. Eat all that junk food. Never eat beans. Remember, you are what you eat. 3. If you are ever cursed, clip off your toenails and burn them as a sacrifice to be cured. 4. Don’t eat Oreos before bed. They are super hard to brush out. 4. I should tell this tip to my brother. DON’T STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE BUTTER TO EAT IT. THE WHOLE FAMILY USES IT. MY BROTHER DOESN’T EVEN WASH HIS HANDS. 5. If you ever decide to eat some fruit, I suggest some grapes or mangoes. 6. I learned that PB and J sucks without the jelly.  The jelly slides to the bottom since it can’t stick like peanut butter does. So I suggest holding it for 5 seconds. Then quickly turn it upside down and bite it. You are now the jelly lord! 7. If you want to learn to play piano, you can in ABC. A. Buy a piano. B. Play random notes in a certain order. C. Call it music. 8. Keep a journal. Anything could happen. Like this morning, students were talking about today’s news on the speaker. They said “Welcome guest teachers. Errr… wait, there are no guest teachers.” 9. Have you ever  wanted to be on a reality show? Now you can! First, go on some big trip. Next, get in a big argument, the kind where they throw drinking glasses at each other. Then, make a big scene so social media can see it. Lastly, you must repeat this so camera crews think you have an interesting life. 10. Have you ever wanted to advertise something? You can do it without pulling out your wallet. Advertise in the comment section. I hear word travels fast in those parts.

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