The Life of Me

Today at night, my dad told me to write in here so…here I am. I shall write this eating grapes. Grapes are the perfect mix of solids that fill your stomach and juice that ends your thirst. Enough about grapes though. Dad told me to write about what happened today. So the first thing I did this morning was wake up, obviously. I got up and brushed my teeth. Then I went downstairs, got myself cereal, got my little brother Bien cereal, yadha yadha yadha. I need to note that nothing interesting happened today. I’m not living in a fantasy where I end up fighting dragons and wizards and evil people. Anyways, I changed, got my backpack, and left. I got on my magical floating train and took off. Ha ha. I used a car that my dad was driving to get to school. Let’s fast forward a bit so you don’t have to hear boring details about driving to school. So blah blah. I unloaded at my locker. I put on my gymshirt. I don’t know why we wear an extra shirt at gym. They say that any shirt with your name on it counts as a gymshirt. So every day at gym, we wear an extra layer of clothing. My theory is that the teachers want us to sweat more with the shirts, so when the parents see us, they think we have good physical education from here. Then more people will pay for this school. I’m not sure if this is true, but it could be. So when I got to gym, we did some stretching, some push ups, and jump roping. Then we spent the rest of the time playing floor hockey. When gym was over, I took off my shirt and sniffed it. It smelled horrible. What a waste of a good shirt. We walked back to homeroom, and did some boring math. Then I had a brain cramp. It took me about six tries to figure out what ninety plus twenty-one was. We learned some mind-numbing algebra. Then we did some reading . I wouldn’t call it boring because reading is my favorite subject. I’m gifted in reading. I’m also really close to being gifted in math, but not enough. I wouldn’t like math, even if were gifted in it. So we read this old book called So You Want To Be President?. Then we had to fill in this sheet. I kind of zoned our for about ten seconds. Then it was time for lunch. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, an icecream sandwich, chocolate milk, and some fruit. Then I played Connect 4 with a kid named Ethan. The first few matches were a tie. He was pretty good. Then I started winning. I won most of them. The rest were a tie. He didn’t win a single one. Then we went back to class. Some boring language arts writing. Then super boring social studies. Boooooooooorrrriiiiinnnnggg. So then I quickly did my homework while they called dismal. I finished and left. I got picked up by mom in her hovercraft. Just kidding. She picked me up in her hoverbike. Also kidding. She picked me up in something that starts with v and rhymes with can. When I got home, I took out the trash, shot some hoops before going back inside, took a shower, watched TV, ate dinner, and now here I am. So goodnight everybody. And goodbye.