Truth About Apples

Hi. Today I learned the terrible truth! THE TRUTH IS………APPLES ARE EVIL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proof is that apples make me cough and hurt my lips. AND THEY ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! THEY SHALL HYPNOTIZE ADULTS IN TO MAKING CHILDREN EAT APPLES!!! THEY WILL RELEASE APPLE BOMBS AROUND THE EARTH!!! THE WILL MAKE HUMANS KNEEL BEFORE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO NO LONGER EAT YOUR APPLES!!!! OR THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD AND TURN YOU IN TO AN APPLE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!